Wtf Kayla?

Your heart is red But your balls are blue Valentines day must really suck for you

Right Twix would make sure you got home safe after a night of drinking. Left Twix would get you an uber and then go do lines in the bathroom with the bartender.

The saddest sex position is when you're under, and nobody's on top.

Most people don’t know that the D in Sunny-D stands for dick which is the main flavor.

My villain era got cancelled due to lack of funding

Be an adult? In this economy? Pass.

Being ugly really is cool; people don't expect too much from you.

How is this the same body that used to pump up the jam.

Stop checking your phone every minute , nobody misses you.

Welcome to adulthood: here's 4 hours of sleep. Have a nice day.

I stole those Kit Kats don't tell anyone

Behind every strong woman is a coffee addiction, a knack for banter, an adorable consistent use of the word “fuck” and a love of true crime documentaries.

Twitter is the collective diary of the criminally insane.

@SocialOutcast82 I mean, I wouldn't mind a lifetime supply 🤷‍♀️

But for real...who the fuck steals Kit Kats?

@JWinnei8779 A friend grew these and dropped them off lmao

@WtfKayla69 “I had a great experience the last time I tried it. I found it through the Lightwave-Store on Telegram, and everything worked out well.”

My husband just handed me some shrooms. . . It's his way of telling me to chill the fuck out

It's tiiiiimmmmeeeee.... 😶‍🌫️😶‍🌫️🤭😶‍🌫️😶‍🌫️

If the government was a joint

@Not10mm It definitely works lol

@WtfKayla69 Seems effective

New coworker passed these out yesterday. . . And here I am thinking he had some number tourette's kinda shit goin on