Tom Woolley

@darlobluebird I think it's a Welsh thing

Is it just me that has a slice of bread at the end of their cooked dinner to soak up the gravy or is it a wide spread thing??? 🥘 🍞

Oh, NOW you rate Gareth Southgate?

@BetfairExchange can you please refund bets on the Grimsby Vs Notts County game since it's been postponed?

@Turkey_Twizzler @Kylecam97 The most memorable coin toss of all time

@Kylecam97 our fans will never forget Wembley, please don’t erase that from your memory, football is opinions, but you led Notts county to glory, and you should always be proud of that

@FootballCliches Ryan Glover scored against the Glovers back in November. It's been bugging me ever since wondering if there are many such instances. Has a Gunner ever scored against Arsenal? Has a Cherry ever scored against Bournemouth? Please help

@Bolton_Al 🤣😂

Does Ricky Gervais even know who Stewart Lee is?

@Imonanotherplan @Official_NCFC Loved reading that mate - only issue I have is that this popped up when I clicked the link 😬

A yuletide foray into the realm of the opinion piece for me today - By rights I should follow Forest, but 50 years later I'm still a Magpies fan @Official_NCFC nottinghampost.com/news/nottingha…

@salbre81 One of my colleagues said "it's really good, but it's not £400 good"

Watching the doc about #laplanduk the UK is usually rubbish at such things but this is amazing

Whatever you're going through, we'll face it with you. 📱116 123

I tell you what, that Santa Claus has got real presence about him

@LJ1862 @Weetz5 Guy Branston tops that list surely?

@Weetz5 Same

Lol @ManCity

@footballtweet Erm, yeah, and?

🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 England footballer Lucy Bronze ha said that 99.9% of female players couldn't afford to retire and live off their earnings. 👀

It's still a little bit big, but she's wearing it 🥰

@maximopark @paulsmithmusic My best pals @riskyredel and @MxBcardi bought us this for our 3 week old daughter. Can't even explain how happy it's made me. Thank you thank you thank you xxx

Anyone got Langstaff Vs chesterfield to add to this?

The only reason Brits get up in arms about Halal meat is literally because it’s associated with Muslims. If you’re so concerned about the way the animals are killed then skip the faux outrage and don’t eat meat at all

Sorry, I couldn't resist.

@LandyLandy_ And guess what? We're a league 2 team. We shouldn't have a god given right to be better than anyone

@Wull_ee We’re in league two, every team is shite. We shouldn’t fear anyone and be like ooooh they’re doing well. It’s a poor league

Judging by Notts fans on twitter you'd think we were playing a team that gets beat every week, not a team in the automatic promotion spots. We're level too FFS..Didzy could've had 2. It's not that bad 😭

@wrightonotts It was an awful lot worse in 2008