Wummi

Omo! They asked for offering 8 bloody times. As i dropped money twice, i locked up abeg, me wey kala die. One woman said she's holy Michael that came down or so and she was giving "message", another one was at the corner screaming also.

The hospital took her to court because she refused C-section while she was in labour.

@Timi4bak It is what it is🥲

@WummiM That leg dey muzz me😭

Unfinished business... Besides I see what you did there with the punctuations😭

@Abusarki300 B. Onchocerca volvulus

Night Lab Quiz: This tiny parasite hides in rivers but causes big problems—can you name the culprit behind “river blindness”? Drop your answers below and test your parasitology skills!

Parasitology challenge Which parasite commonly causes Löffler syndrome with marked eosinophilia?

@ODUNMADEIT This is beautiful 😍

Another gorgeous dress😍🧡

@icedcoffeeoridk I love you too

if you listen to wizkid,i love you.

@mayordeey Mine is from secondary school, can't remember the exact year

Been using mine since 2011

@adeyemiisaac20 Him dey scare am na😭😭 if not chicken for swear for him ancestors.

@WummiM E pain me say Chicken dey calm that day 😂😂

James brown traumatising Dj chicken

@Only1Etubo Na you them send come?

This is a safe space. What is something that no one knows about you.

You guys should just finish what you started abeg.

This baddy case is funny cause he didn't even ask for all of these, you guys decided to donate for him to fix his legs so as to get his confidence back because his then girlfriend left him. Now you guys want to leave him with |) leg. You all just made his situation worse.

@Tyan442 You get? James brown life don really spoil be that😂😂

@WummiM 😂😂😂for something to scare chicken He say he look like armed robber 😂💔

@NaijjaQueen This is really impressive

I locked in at the gym for a month and got my dream body. Everybody say “Welldone Queen”🫵🏿🙂‍↔️

@DJ_MayWeather Honestly 🤣🤣

@WummiM Chichen fit no well but he will always tell you the truth 🤣😂

@Princez_eve Congratulations, even though it's Ai🤭

Back in December, I was six months pregnant 🤰🏽🥹 All thanks to my king for taking such good care of me… he literally wouldn’t let me lift a pin 🥹❤️ Please help me thank him o 🙏🏽 I conquered pregnancy… God did it! 😭

@UnkleAyo The fact that he was married while actively looking for dublin candy up and down

Jaskelebe the non-emotional real estate egbon wife beater. The roughener of dublin candies 😹

@TwoThreeYdk Lmao. Dj chicken just quietly dey observe him/her madness.

@WummiM he's genuinely too funny bro

@heysantos_83 I've read this exact story somewhere on the TL before

I’m supposed to take this to my grave but..😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 during my relationship with this girl, one time she called me and said she feels like doing something adventurous so we should go on a cake date. I asked myself what’s adventurous about going on a cake date but I was like okayy cool no yawa. So by close of work, she came to pick me up from the office and we headed straight to the bakery. Before we got there she said “Santo just play along” I was like what are you talking about and she said, “Santorini just play along”. I kept my cool and followed her. When we got to the counter, she told the lady we are about to get married and we would like to order a wedding cake but first, we would like to try their flavors... my jaw just dropped😂😂 I was about to deny it and she gave me some eye eerrhh😂. Luckily, the lady didn’t notice, so we sat down and were served various cakes in different flavors. After tasting them, my girlfriend showered the baker with praise, telling her it was the best cake she had ever eaten. She even told the baker that we would return with our own custom design. The baker was thrilled because my partner told her our budget for the cake was N900k. That was how we managed to have a "cake date" without paying a cent. The cake was actually quite good; however, a week after that date, she began acting strange. She rarely answered my calls and was very slow to reply to my messages. Whenever I asked to see her, she offered flimsy excuses. I was deeply hurt, and every time I complained, she just came up with more excuses. One day, while I was walking through town, I spotted the baker. I tried to hide, but she saw me and approached. She asked if we had enjoyed the wedding cake and said she hoped that what they delivered was exactly what we had ordered. I was completely confused because I had no idea what she was talking about. She then added that my "wife" had come in with her brother a week prior to show them the design they wanted, and that someone had picked it up that Saturday. I played along and said it was really nice and that everyone...