Omowunmi 💕

@larabillionaire Traumatized I avoid glass cups whenever I can

Hate when glassware smells like it was rinsed with raw egg.

@BriskQ Jokes on you, I used AI pictures of me to sell my clothes

I think you a lil slow if you posting AI pics of yourself

This type of night has to happen sometimes

@orcachillin Hello from Nigeria

apparently i can limit replies to just seattle?? hi seattle people reply if you can

@omgsidewalks This is my sign and final verdict I have ADHD

People with autism & ADHD age late. We do things late. Our frontal lobe doesn’t develop until our mid 30s in many cases (as opposed to the neurotypical norm of age 25). We also have baby faces & childlike mannerisms for life while somehow possessing the wisdom of an ancient sage.

Past data is unreliable if you weren’t in the correct frequency

Someone has been asking me for business for the longest time, I have business for him today, called him and his number is switched off God please, when my success is about to find me, don’t let my phone be switched off 🙏

I asked my brother; Eba or Amala He chose Amala. Told him to come and make it, he changed to eba 😂

Pampering someone like an egg must be so hard cause my eggs were annoying me and I felt like punching them but I realized they will break and abort mission. So that’s how the person will be pissing me off and I’ll be pampering them like egg?

I feel like whatever season we renin life just needs gratitude and for us to enjoy the moment I remembered a time in my life when I felt everything was going bad and in hindsight those were actually good times

@deliclit I think you’re late They’ve started doing it since

How much u wanna bet people are gonna start getting old iPhones soon just to take pics à la digital cameras

I’m sitting on the balcony watching people passing by Almost everyone is of bent over, on their phones I weep for my generation, a whole generation obsessed with tiny little boxes on our hands Then I whipped out my phone to make this tweet after

@eagleseyeinc Hi

i’m creating this. say hi below if you wanna join. this is a good fit for you if you’re interested in business, wealth building, emerging technologies or just curious about how smart money moves. we’ll mostly talk ideas, opportunities, trends, investing, money market funds, treasury bills, startups, ai and long term thinking. not one of those noisy groups filled with motivational quotes every morning lol

@ItFadeeYibee That is not the conversation. We should stop comparing pawpaw to coconuts.

@elonhatesder4 Lmao. My last born is 3 years. I’m 28 🤣🤣 A guy just asked me if that’s my son I no kuku dey deny am

As a kid una I write waec finish come back house (I schooled in another state) my papa tell me say my mama born yesterday, say e de for hospital 😭😭😭😭😭😭 I senior that guy with 17 YEARS 😭😭😭

Wait! What if time is just an illusion We’re born in different era according to our mission on earth for that particular life time I mean right now we’re in 2026. In another reality, they’re in 1800 And it’s all happening at the same time? No past or future. Only now

Driving without music reduces your driving experience by 75%

@chonkychihuahua I guess I’m lucky

It just dawned upon me that I have memories of my mother being the age I currently am. I was her child then.

My brother is studying medicine and his first semester result just came out 4.91!!!! My brother is a first class student 🥳 I’m so proud

at war with myself because i understand the potential i have.