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I just went to post on my burner account, remembered I live in the UK 🇬🇧 and that every tweet is a potential prison sentence, so decided to post here instead. If only we could @RestoreBritain_ and yes I know this tweet will cost me business, cancel away 🙏🏻 #RestoreBritain

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Everyone says 20 ,but that’s not the real answer If you solve this, you’re in the top 1%

A father told his daughter, "Congrats on your graduation. I bought you a car a while back. I want you to have it now." Before I give it to you, take it to a car dealer in the city and sell it. See how much they offer.” The girl came back to her father & said: "They offered me $10,000 dollars because it looks very old" Father said: "Ok, now take it to the pawn shop". The girl returns to her father & said: "The pawn shop offered $1,000 dollars because it's a very old car & a lot of work done". The father told her to join a passionate car club with experts & show them the car. The girl drove to the passionate car club. She returned to her father after a few hours & told him, “Some people in the club offered me $100k because its a rare car that's in good condition.” Then the father said, "I wanted to let you know that you are not worth anything if you are not in the right place. If you are not appreciated, do not be angry, that means you are in the wrong place. Don't stay in a place where no one sees your value ." The moral of the story : Know your worth and know where you are valued. A diamond doesn't shine on the bottom of a cave.

@GregBaldwinIroh Butter the toast black pepper for taste NOTHING ELSE REQUIRED!!!!

British blokes…. I’ve purchased several “tins” of Heinz (British) beans because the idea of beans on toast intrigues me. I eagerly anticipate a tasting. Other than toasting bread and heating beans… Are there any other steps/ingredients?

@BOURNYBOY76 Hmmmm, that chicken would be much healthier and possibly tastier for him raw and I would be dubious of even the finest sausages, now if you mixed him up some raw steak chunks some broccoli, carrot etc and maybe some fresh bone broth I bet that tail would wag!!

Sometime last week I was feeding my dog lamb's liver and the amount of abuse I got from a few people who thinks the world owes them something was unbelievable. HOW DARE YOU FEED A DOG LIKE THAT WHEN IM EATING 5p Beans and can't afford to live Please Dont dictate to me what I can feed my dog on if you've fucked up in life that's on you not me. Maybe cancel the blue tick on X or cancel Netflix 🤷‍♂️ So just for good measure here is Scooby getting ready eat his freshly cooked diced chicken. P’s He's having quality farm shop sausages tomorrow no supermarket shit 👍🏻 That's how you treat a dog #Mansbestfriend BLOW ME 💨 🖕🏻

@XOQueenEsther So he can’t cook either?

Here’s Brooklyn Beckham’s Spaghetti Bolognese… without the spaghetti.🍝 I’m just curious if the sauce still required the famous 8 hour commitment. 🤔 Hope this recipe finds its way to your family table. 🤗 At this point this account is basically a Brooklyn Beckham cooking fan page now. 😌

Thank God 🙏🏻 just watching now, what a nasty incident.

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@oelma__ Knuckles.

Help me out: I need a highly specific, aggressively masculine name for a tiny Chihuahua puppy. Nothing cute. I'm desperate.

@FarRightSkip If they hadn’t of said “don’t touch it” in the first place, I wouldn’t have touched it 🤷🏻‍♂️ Same story with the iron 🔥

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