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I LOVE BOUTTE #nfl #patriots #boutte

That’s baseball

@VinnysCorner1 people have just completely forgotten mark prior it seems

Without saying Sammy Sosa. Ryne Sandberg, Ernie Banks, Ron Santo or Fergie Jenkins, name a Cub….

@VinnysCorner1 Piss Hands!

@KentMurphy my kids might end up not bein red sox fans because of this tbh

“Dad, how good was 2018 Mookie Betts?”

@ESPNInsights is it me or does pinch hitting almost always not work these days

Masataka Yoshida is the first Red Sox player with a pinch-hit walk-off hit since Mike Carp on July 10, 2014 vs. the White Sox 👏

@JeffNadu @ACR_POKER 79 of spades has to be the answer the amount of old heads who lose their mind when ur bettin that hand on a draw and get there is unreal

TOMORROW I am playing the $2,650 Venom on @ACR_POKER 8mil guaranteed If I cash in the tourney I will give one person 10% of my winnings All you have to do is comment on this below your favorite poker hand

@mattvanswol idk dude i went to target two days ago and did just this it was fine

The most radicalizing content on the internet is old footage of Americans shopping in stores 25 years ago. It's calm, quiet, civil, no fighting, no screaming, no phones, it's not overly crowded. You can't quite describe it, but you miss it so deeply.

@len0killer shoutout @50cent

I'm one of the last people in the world drinking Vitamin Water

@pattykaner8888 i don’t trust anyone who doesn’t know that leinenkugels are the first signal that the seasonal depression is fading

Bapple this, bapple that. I know what I’m welcoming summer in with. Ball up top.

@_FoxboroForever doctor: why do you have heart problems at such a young age? me:

Patriots’ largest margin of victory in a Super Bowl? 10 points. The 2018 win over the Rams: 13-3. Rams - 3 Panthers - 3 Eagles - 3 Seahawks - 4 Falcons - 6 (OT)

@Hoopss i saw a lady walking around the grocery store asking almost everyone who walked near her where the crab legs were. 20 mins later she gets behind me in line and she literally just has crab legs in her cart. i’m convinced this is what she was doin

There’s an entire subset of the population in America who sells “Plates” off of facebook marketplace for like $15-$40 dollars and its just people cooking from their kitchen selling food

@MJRodnick branch, patten, and givens were fuckin sick that playoff run

Deion Branch is a Patriots legend. He was Brady's early go-to WR in his career. Two stints with the Patriots: 2002-2005 (including playoffs) 61 games (51 starts), 254/3,373/16 2010-2012 (including playoffs) 41 games (31 starts), 130/11,776/12

@KleaverSports 2 bangs from kevin as it deserved

I feel like we moved on from this play too fast

@StoolMintzy i was like 11 and i had run up a few grand on my sisters full tilt account. lord only knows where id be if i had just been able to continue that journey. instead these days i work and just scoop a few hundred bucks at low stakes cash a few weekends a year. depressing

The 15th anniversary of Black Friday in online poker world today. I had to just snuck into top 200 in world in online tourney rankings. Crazy to think how different my life could be without that day.

@MattPiperJenks @SenWarren @grok Also add in: What % cherokee is ms warren?

hey @grok can you answer the following: 1) What is Elizabeth Warren's net worth? 2) Her annual increase in net worth and corresponding tax payments since taking office? 3) How many jobs has she created compared to the companies she listed 4) Why does she think taxing others more helps all of us already being robbed blind by government taxes? 5) Are these companies breaking the laws (she writes) or are they simply following them and consequently not paying taxes correctly?

If you paid even a penny in federal income tax last year, you paid more than: Tesla Southwest Disney Live Nation HP United PayPal CVS Health Palantir Citigroup PG&E 3M That's right. They paid $0 in federal income tax. It's time for big corporations to pay their fair share.

@PawtucketSox i said to someone the other day we are starting to feel like the bobby v team. great tweet.

Call me the 2011 Red Sox the way I’m crushing chicken and beer

@0neCHAD that surgery will humble the toughest of men. ask me how i know

PTSD man, fvcking PTSD! I battled with this sh!t for years, till I had a surgery done. Terrible experience! Idk who needs to hear this, but you have no business taking your phone to the toilet. Go in there, do your thing and leave ASAP. Do not leave your ass open-sitting in the toilet for too long!!!

@Return_Of_RB yelich pimpin one right in @PFTCommenter s face

Drop a sure fire HR hitter tonight

@PFTCommenter i don’t think you could do it but the reaction the boys had when you initially said it was insulting. and you felt it too that’s why you’re stickin to the take. i understand pft fuck that fat bitch @Philly_Mays

The best part about truly believing I could shoot 109 at Augusta is that I get to keep saying im right with zero accountability

@joneillearring @stoolpresidente mans an onyx member for sure

@stoolpresidente DraftKings should give him a bonus after the season hes had

Me - “Elio why do you have to be in Chicago for 4 days?” Elio - “Gotta make videos”