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My closest proximity to a vagina would have been at my birth.

@Kenyans Nigga looks wasted

The work that I do is not easy; it requires sacrifice. I’m the President, but I'm still here at 10 pm. I should be asleep by now - Ruto

@jaavy_yg Rip🙏🏿

i just burried my dad today Rip dad🕊️

@Great900The @Kenyans Ebu pitisha io kitu unatumia🤣

@Kenyans Gladys was busy with....the biggest party north of Sahara & south of river limpompo. Ameshtukia hakuna 🍊 in btn Sahara & Limpompo, ni mawe tu iko🙄🙄

Gladys Wanga, Junet and ODM leaders, I warned you about Ruto - Gachagua

Unless we do something, we will keep on reading the headlines. A Revolution.

@OmbetaC Ask Tuju, there time too, is coming. Bookmark this tweet.

Good people or Bad people?

We're about to be hit with an astronomical increase in fuel prices. Can the GoK agree to suspend CORRUPTION to cushion Kenyans against fuel price increases? CORRUPTION is the main cause for collapsing health care, education and unemployment

@Kibet_bull He must face the law. Rushing to avoid accountability.

Mathira Mp killedd someone while rushing.

@Kenyans Dynasty, khabusie

Cleophas Malala’s son announces bid for MP seat

That big guy you refer to as God, is you.

@vinguard254 I would advise the young man to go MIA and venture this into the future. Too much publicity at the wrong time.

Cleophas Malala's son ladies and gentlemen.

The first rule of twitter is you do not tell people in real life about your twitter.

@MikeSonko Ulikuwepoooooooooo😂

VIEWERS DICRETION Doctors at Nairobi hospital trying to save Tom Mboya

@moneyacademyKE The same cycle of leaders is so sick, all politicians should be barred from vying for any seat once they exit power so that accountability follows. What happened to opportunities for everyone?

A new bill has been introduced in the Senate that seeks to bar former governors from contesting as MPs or MCAs for five years after leaving office. The bill seeks to allow completion of accountability processes before they vie again.

No one talks about how humbling it is to lose all your academic potential because of your mental health.

I think most men are inherently bisexual or bi-curious. Society just won’t accept that.

My contribution to society is I don’t speak when I’m not educated enough on a topic

We see our home planet as a whole, lit up in spectacular blues and browns. A green aurora even lights up the atmosphere. That's us, together, watching as our astronauts make their journey to the Moon.

Good morning, world! 🌎 We have spectacular new high-resolution images of our home planet, all of us looking back through the Orion capsule window at our Artemis II astronauts as they continue their journey to the Moon.

BREAKING NEWS IRAN has allowed South African Ships to pass through the strait of Hormuz But Kenyan oil ships will not be allowed to pass Becz President Ruto openly supports US/Israeli If Kenya doesn't get oil in 3 weeks, Economy will collapse RUTO will be held responsible

Hawa officials wa kuregister voters wanafaa kuzunguka kama wasee wa polio