Xander Wright

I'm only just finding out that not everyone can hear their own voice in their head. I thought everyone could, that this was how we were able to think and have thoughts. My mind is blown that only 30-50% of people actually have an inner monologue. #todayIlearnt #wtf

@AFTVMedia Arsenal fans really have lost their minds. No, Merino is not the missing piece and neither was fkn Havertz. What the hell is wrong with us? The pressure of this title race really has made us completely insane. 🤦‍♂️

If everyone returns this week, we are only missing one final piece of the puzzle... Be honest, you’re missing Mikel Merino too, aren’t you? 😭

Well, we don't believe in imaginary sky wizards that built the world in a week so no, we don't literally believe anything. 🤦‍♂️

I literally can't believe some of the replies in this post. Idiocracy is real and the world is cooked. 🤦‍♂️

Noticed the discourse on Kai Havertz. The fan base seems to be gas lighting themselves into thinking that he is a decent player and the only problem is we just can't find a position for him that works. Personally, I'd have him left back. Left back in the damn dressing room.

@now_arsenaI Are we that desperate that we're suddenly gaslighting ourselves that Havertz is a decent player? Ffs, this fan base. 🤦‍♂️

Mikel Arteta has started Kai Havertz as the main striker 36 times for Arsenal. The Gunners have only lost three of those games, with the third coming on Sunday against Manchester City. Arsenal have never lost at the Emirates Stadium with Kai Havertz as the starting striker. The German has 26 goal contributions in 36 games as the number nine under Mikel Arteta. If Kai Havertz starts all of the remaining games as the centre forward, then Arsenal have a great chance of still winning the league.

@PeterStefanovi2 The Holy Trinity of Fuck Wits. Starmer, Lammy and Reeves. The only thing this trio is not incompetent at is lying.

“Whatever noise they make nothing is going to distract me from delivering for our country” a defiant Keir Starmer tells MP’s at #PMQs

Not sure where Arsenal fans are getting their "We'll win our last 5 games" mentality from when we've lost 4 out of our last 6. No-one wants us to win the league more than me but come on, let's have a bit of realism.

@FabrizioRomano Blah, blah, blah. Yawn.

❤️🤍 Mikel Arteta: “I believe today, I believe on Wednesday, a week ago, because I see them every day”. “I know the level we have. Everything is still to play for, we know how much we want it. We are not going to stop”.

@SemperFiArsenal So shit in attack. Shots on target would be lovely.

This is a safe space. What are your thoughts right now ?

@charles_watts Of course he did. 🤦‍♂️

Havertz heads a golden chance over.

@SemperFiArsenal Heart attack football.

Thoughts on that first half ?

@clivepafc They can and they will. 😫

@now_arsenaI Imagine if we did that? The fucking media and rival fans would be in uproar.

Manchester City have also given this fan a photoshoot ahead of the match. Reports are he will be shown on the big screen inside the stadium if the result goes Manchester City’s way…

@now_arsenaI @Arsenal For real? Stay humble, eh. Cheating, oil money fuckers.

Manchester City are selling these bottles outside the Etihad today for all home supporters. @arsenal, take note.

@DrClownPhD Fuck no. 🤦‍♂️

Would this be a good cast for Back to the Future 4? 👀

Community noted as per fucking usual, the lying P.O.S.

@BBCBreaking Not as staggering as how the fk this clown is still in office.

"That I wasn't told that Peter Mandelson had failed security vetting when he was appointed is staggering," UK Prime Minister Keir Starmer says Follow live: bbc.in/4esAIHE

@DrClownPhD Super Mario movie already come to life. 🤦‍♂️

@BBCSport Scousers are more obsessed over Arsenal than they are their own club. I'd feel sorry for them but they love being the victim so I don't.

"Arsenal fans are the worst fanbase in the world." It's fair to say Paddy Pimblett does not want Arsenal to win the league.

Back to slow, ponderous backwards passing again. Arsenal can't play any other way, it's been drilled into them that hard by Arteta they're just unable to play any differently.