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You're a mom and pop, I'm a corporation. I'm a press conference, you're a conversation. - @MariahCarey #OBSESSED

@StopandShop & @Walgreens Now, I stopped and bought some of your candy. Spice Drops and Spearmint Leaves. Yes, I'm older. And the candy is pure trash! I don't know who is producing your candy but I guarantee if you try it, you'll see the grossness of your product now.

@hecubian_devil @TeddyK59558411 Let me get in on this. Venti soy Chai, no water, 2 extra pumps of Chai and 2 pumps of raspberry! 👀

@TeddyK59558411 Depends

I was a barista for 4 years and a customer’s partisanship was strongly predicted by how complicated/sugary their order was (after adjusting for race, gender, and age). Black coffee orders at Starbucks are overwhelmingly driven by liberal white men.

@106th @mistergeezy Hinge, bumble??

@mistergeezy "the dating app" aka...

These homosexuals got poor Pat Sajak so confused. 😂

Me leaving the theater with that bucket

@jaesyun Iktr!

#lacasadelosfamosos who is in the black tank top? 👀

@mistergeezy Yes and we're having a ball over there!

Bluesky is still a thing?

@mistergeezy Truly outrageous!

Jem and the Holograms hive rise up.

Oh, this is sad to me.

@FlyoutChase Yes! 😂😂😂

MC Lyte like niggas or nah?

@LosTexasDiablo @SomaKazima2 Haven't made anything better so far. More expensive, yes!

@SomaKazima2 Because we will make it better 😉

This eats omg. Watch apple copy it & call it innovative in 3 years

February 24, 2025– “Beyond The Gates” aired on CBS. BTG was the 1st predominantly African American daytime soap cast since “Generations,” and the first new daytime soap since “Passions.” Thank you, @MicheleValJean for creating BTG 💐. #blackindaytime #BeyondTheGates #BHM

The moment the prank didn’t go as planned 😂

@ronnie2029 CONTRACT. That's still a friend of!

Tia just secured her spot for next season with this reunion performance as for Jassi girly that contract might be up #RHOP

If I send you this, it means you’re an Angel. 😇 #RHOP

The BBC has made interesting choices with their coverage of the awards show, since they left a slur in but a simple "Free Palestine" out. On brand.

🚨BREAKING: ELON MUSK IS ACCUSED OF VOTER FRAUD

@aceferatu You were? I'm over there mostly.

@TrapThumbelina Go head Miss thing! I see you!

New brolic achievement unlocked