J-Herbaugh

How does Mark Few know when the camera is on him?

this should be the flag for our first outposts in space

I will never understand the decision making that led to The Chainsmokers delaying this second game a half hour.

@GuntherEagleman You been wrong a lot lately, bucko

“tRuMp Is At WaLtEr ReEd” LOL! Fucking idiots.

First they came for the em dash and I did not speak out. Then they came for the Oxford comma…

My sons, watching Artemis II launch from their front yard in Orlando.

@nathancat21 @TheRealMasonV Him agonizing live on air as Lyle Lin gave up four and a half straight homers was worth it

@TheRealMasonV Reminds me of the horrible job he did in the 2023 dodgers dbacks series

Everytime this highlight is played, it always amazes me that its how Costas really called it.

Crumbling empire. The country you grew up in is gone, destroyed by the spoiled children of the men and women who built it. You are left with the pieces. They believe in nothing but self enrichment.

there's a lot of people in this country experiencing psychosis and calling it religious devotion

everyone is gonna be so pissed when the supposed "generational wealth transfer" from boomers goes straight to end-of-life care

Our “we operate under US law” ad is raising a lot of questions already answered by the ad

I'm genuinely curious: Why do people take pride in imbecility? This doesn't make you cool. You're talking about one of the greatest scorers of his era. Why do people on this app take pride in not knowing the original Ice Man? What is this revolution? What happened to learning?

I once heard a woman use the word "mansplaining" incorrectly and there was literally nothing I could do.

I always imagined the dissolution of Czechoslovakia went something like: “We will call ourselves the Czech Republic!” “And we shall be known as Slovakia!” “Fuck that’s so much better”

Do yourself a favor and read up on two topics: 1. Why the cemeteries of New Orleans bury people above ground 2. Why the “Trinity” of New Orleans cooking uses bell peppers in contrast to traditional mirepoix, which uses carrots. Same answer.

The best time to plant trees is 20 years ago. The second best time to plant trees is today

The bad news: Airport traffic control is so bad that it's genuinely dangerous to fly in America now. Also you need to arrive at the airport 4 hours early so the gestapo can menace you in the security line The good news: oil is so expensive you can no longer afford to fly anyways

Y’all remember those scary ads that used to be like “In the future, a new car could cost $40,000 and rent could cost $2,000!”