
XsTopGuyForReal
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XsTopGuyForReal
@XsNumba1User
Every time you click on my profile Elon gives me $2


> be Elon Musk > 1971. South Africa. nobody cares > bullied so bad you end up in the hospital > dad calls you worthless on the way home > 12 years old. write a game. sell it for $500 > move to Canada alone at 18 > Stanford accepts you. quit after 2 days > sleep on a couch. build Zip2. sell for $22M > build PayPal. sell for $180M > spend every dollar on rockets and electric cars > 2008. both companies nearly dead. same week > last launch. last dollar. it works > land rockets on drone ships in the ocean > put humans back in space for America > buy Twitter for $44B. everyone says you're insane the boy who slept on a couch is now the richest human being on the planet. $840 billion. no one in history has ever come close


“Our girls are sleeping with foreigners, they have to leave.” — South African man speaks out painfully. 😭

this is such a funny headline I’m sorry

These 6 countries form Europe’s defensive line against Russia. 🇫🇮🇪🇪🇱🇻🇱🇹🇵🇱🇺🇦






*Des noirs se battent * Les japonais : bande de nègre retournez dans votre pays manger des bananes !!! *des blancs leurs envoie deux putains de bombes nucléaires* Les japonais: ouiiiii ouiiii éjaculez moi dans la bouche usa-senpai *haigao*


Mulheres: Só podemos ser amigas se concordarmos com tudo. Homens:








Sickening video shows NYC teen stomp on girl's head- after she refused to give him her number trib.al/fpe6vZV



















