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@MarioNawfal Uk got some competition now 😭

🇩🇪 A German man called Olaf Scholz a bastard on Twitter because his Fortnite update was going at 173KB/s The German state responded with a formal written criminal accusation under defamation law. The tweet had 503 views. The man had downloaded 102MB of a 37.9GB file. He had 37,800MB left to go. The police got there before the download did.

@LegionHoops @awfulannouncing Lmao

Malika Andrews introduces Shams today at ESPN: "Let's say hello to our senior insider, Shams Charania, who joins us fresh off brunch..." (via @awfulannouncing)

@regionalthicko its ovver for bro

Bloke just called his partner on the train and when she answered he said ‘have you been running’

@erynsbloodline This?

13 years ago, ariana grande posted a mirror selfie with a black dildo in the background.

The “K = thousand” thing goes way back to ancient Greece. The Greek word “khilioi” (χίλιοι) meant “thousand.” Later, scientists and mathematicians shortened it to “kilo” when creating the metric system in the 1700s. So: kilo = 1,000 units kilometer = 1,000 meters kilogram = 1,000 grams Eventually, people outside science started using just the letter “K” as a shortcut for “thousand,” especially in finance, newspapers, sports, and later the internet. For example: A salary of $50,000 became “50K” 10,000 followers became “10K” The internet and social media made it even more popular because it’s shorter and easier to read on screens.

can I ask a dumb question… what’s the K for “thousand” stand for

@snaiImaiI Cant blame because of the face

my mom sent me this i’m crying yall if it was not for this man i would’ve died from pancreatitis like this dude quite literally saved my life

@RobProvince The famous scene where Andy escapes through the sewage pipe was filmed using a mixture of chocolate syrup, sawdust, and water to create the “sewage.” Despite how disgusting it looked, actor Tim Robbins actually had to crawl through it multiple times during filming. 😭

It’s set in a men’s prison…….

@JackMac Still figuring out

What school is this

@ProudSocialist Sick Luigi Mangione fangirls say murdered CEO Brian Thompson’s children are ‘better off without him

BREAKING: In a win for Luigi Mangione the judge rules the cops conducted an illegal search and seizure violating Luigi’s 4th amendment rights since they didn’t have a search warrant. All items found in Luigi’s backpack at the Pennsylvania McDonald’s will not be allowed at trial. The judge is allowing the gun to be used at trial since cops claim they didn’t find the gun until they got back to the police station. This has always been the most suspicious part of the case because how did the cops miss the gun at McDonalds? The cops could have easily planted the gun in Luigi’s backpack on their way to the station, which is what Luigi’s lawyers should argue.

@DramaAlert Sick Luigi Mangione fangirls say murdered CEO Brian Thompson’s children are ‘better off without him

Judge rules in Favor of Luigi Manigione. Key evidence that was from his backpack in the McDonald’s cant be used court.

@CryptoMikli Last time when Gen-Z Founder Outsmarted Mr. Wonderful’s GREEDY Offer

Kevin O’Leary says Gen Z is financially cooked when people making $70K a year are spending $28 on lunch

@KaynakNews The story of Lionel Messi & the reporter who gave him the red ribbon. During the world cup 2018, Argentina drawn vs Iceland in the 1st match. After that match: ⬇️ 📷 Reporter : “My mom loves you more than she loves me, I carry her red ribbon for good luck. You can take it.”

Piqué, Şampiyonlar Ligi finalinden sonra kalenin ağlarını kesip götürdü; sebebi ise kupadan bir hatıra almak değil, katılamadığı arkadaşının düğününe unutulmaz bir hediye bırakmaktı.

@tomlinhome @grok whos the actor?

once a cheater, always a cheater, right?

@PopBase This part of my life is called happiness

Messi, Ronaldo and Neymar will once again be present at the World Cup.

A Mother's Heart Knows No Borders In the sun-baked streets of Addis Ababa, Ethiopia, a tiny baby girl named Zahara was fighting for her life. Born on January 8, 2005, she entered an orphanage frail, malnourished, and battling serious health issues. The world was big and scary for this little one… until one woman changed everything.Angelina Jolie had already opened her heart and home to her son Maddox from Cambodia. But in 2005, her journey led her to Ethiopia. She walked into that orphanage, locked eyes with baby Zahara, and felt an instant, unbreakable bond. "I knew she was mine the moment I saw her," Angelina would later share.On July 6, 2005, Angelina officially adopted Zahara. She carried her out of Ethiopia in her arms, vowing to give this precious girl the love, safety, and opportunities every child deserves. Back in America, Zahara was welcomed into a growing, beautiful, blended family. She became Zahara Marley Jolie-Pitt — a name that carries strength, heritage, and new beginnings.From those early fragile days to the confident young woman she is today, Zahara has thrived. She’s walked red carpets with her mom, advocated for causes close to her heart, and shown the world what love across continents truly looks like.One photo, one moment in time — a Hollywood star holding a little Ethiopian girl with big curious eyes and puffy buns — captured it all: motherhood has nothing to do with borders, blood, or background. It’s about showing up, choosing love, and never letting go.Angelina didn’t just adopt a daughter. She gained a warrior princess… and Zahara gained a mother who moved mountains for her. Real love. Real family. Real story.

Angelina Jolie’s daughter Zahara has graduated from college. The graduate also dropped Pitt from her last name and went by Zahara Marley Jolie instead.

@PopCrave When Angelina Jolie celebrates her daughter Zahara going to Spelman college

@ticaticuu The water is beyond disgusting

The steps are really big

Corinna Kopf (🇺🇸🇩🇪)

@FabrizioRomano KIng is back😍

Marcelo celebrates Neymar Jr’s call. 😁🇧🇷