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Fakemink x Hunter Biden 📸

Me on my way to show my girlfriend the Chinese accent I’ve been practicing in the mirror for two hours

To all these trump magatards upset about the prospect of having your guy at the helm for 8 years and have nothing to show for it besides your interest being hijacked by satan worshiping Israelis try living one fucking day as a Ravens fan #deportfaalele

Does the discombobulator not work on Muslims why is this not over yet?

@foundmyfitness Our stomach acid is the same ph as vultures from scavaging rotten carcasses baking on the African safari in the mud for a million years, protein bar should be alright.

More protein doesn’t cancel out a low diet quality. Unfortunately, the “protein maxxing” trend has convinced a lot of people that it’s fine to eat ultra-processed foods as long as they’re “high protein.” But protein bars, shakes, and snacks with a long ingredient list are still processed food. If you’re going to prioritize protein, get it from whole foods first—meat, fish, eggs, dairy, and legumes—and don’t let a label of high protein become a health halo that crowds out fiber-rich plant foods and nutrient-dense animal foods.

Let me know when I can make my clawbot ai agent scan all of Facebook market place an lowball every 1991 Mercedes 500 sec it or vintage Casio it sees.

@cremieuxrecueil I’m not going to read this thread. If you’ve ever used round up for an extended period of time you know it’s poison.

The acute toxicity of glyphosate is considerably less than that for common substances like vitamin D, caffeine, aspirin, and even table salt. Glyphosate thread🧵

Bob lazar said they were in Area 51 trying to back engineer downed alien craft in hopes discovering a method of making Greek yogurt not fucking disgusting using zero point energy and warp drives.

@Coinvo Unconfirmed reports are claiming I just 360 eastbayed over your head and my nuts dragged on your head.

BREAKING: 🇦🇪 Unconfirmed reports are claiming UAE Leader Mohamed bin Zayed is dead.

When my volatile asset acts volatile

@AndrewOtazo Why do we give even a cent to Israel.

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I don’t even need to hate on bad bunny he’s good to ruin the half time show by himself

🚨BREAKING: SILVER HITS $100 FOR THE FIRST TIME IN HISTORY. It's now up 41% this year and has added $1.52 trillion to its market cap.

@OmarMora1es @Citadel What an disaster. Doesn’t he know the sea levels are going to rise! Quick someone tell him.

Ken Griffin secures approvals to build an eight-acre oceanfront estate in Palm Beach The @Citadel founder spent more than $350 million assembling this land along Blossom Way & South Ocean Blvd over the last decade

@SenateGOP ?

America’s seniors will see a new $6,000 bonus exemption as a part of the Working Families Tax Cut. That’s $93 billion in tax cuts for seniors all over the country.

@LiftedleafHQ What’re we doing

@nduko__ Good question

Why don't animals' teeth decay even though they don't brush them?

@HowardPollet Fascinating

@XxDWNWRDxX lol I have it exactly the other way around. BOB is far better than GK.

Band of brothers wasn’t better than pacific and pacific wasn’t better than generation kill.

@dailyhozierpics Thank god hozeirs weighed in. Finally somebody able to make sense of all this chaos.

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