Howie Pollet

Everyone here is relentlessly young and thin.

@greggorox Touching off-mic tribute.

Stay hard, keep jammin', and we'll see ya Ted Turner.

Who can raise their hand and say, straight in the eye, that they have never—not for a single second in their life—supported Donald Trump, neither through their words, nor their actions, nor their silence?

@LucifersTweetz @jimstewartson There’s a line?!

I’m currently at a hospital in Florida waiting to claim Rudy Giuliani’s soul.

@AlTheBoss03 Yu Darvish

Name a player whose departure (trade or free agency) broke your heart 💔

@FrankBr05713205 It needed zero batteries and zero girls.

This was my calculator in college. On the plus side, it didn't need any batteries. Anybody else ever use one?

@BarrySchust Boggs

In their prime: Wage Boggs or George Brett?

@NewbergReport My buddy was such a dick. He tended bar, & whenerever someone asked for directions, he’d say take Belt Line until it ends, and turn left.

Belt Line, a block east of the Tollway.

@cfmceroz1 Throw in some vodka and pharmaceutical grade coke, and you’ve got a party.

Hell I'll be shitten. I'll be fartin too

@JaredSandler Joe Buck and Tim McCarver Bob Uecker Kubek Garagiola

QOTD When you think of baseball on a national TV stage, whose voices do you think of calling the game?

@sciencegirl The Trump administration.

A group of pigs is called

@OleTimeHardball No

You hold the deciding vote in the Hall of Fame vote for Dale Murphy. Does he get in?

@sanandreafault Yes, you’ve been getting 0wned by Mount Saint Helens for quite awhile. @MountStHelensWA

Friendly reminder geology twitter was here 16 years before stupid animal twitter

@thefarmersheep @cowincrisis @chickenincrisis This is a better beef than Mt St Helen’s vs Mount Hood et al.

@cowincrisis @chickenincrisis bro you got beef with everyone

morning to all farm animals except cow

@Riffraff3232 Not even a yum yum sammich? That’s where you get 2 slices of bread and put a lowland gorilla between them.

I’ve already started down this trail… I’m gonna sniff around and see if there’s anything to it… I don’t think this is a nothing sandwich

@Riffraff3232 Christian Okoye

Elmo Wright

@harris_los64022 @FoxNews They own less than the number of insurrectionists who stormed the Capitol.

@FoxNews Ever notice how the scumbag paid protesters show up at everything. How many scumbags do democrats own?

NOW: Secretary of War Pete Hegseth arrives at Capitol Hill, where he’s met with questions from reporters and a barrage of insults from protesters.

@Super70sSports Fran - lemme finish my Copenhagen dip first.

I preferred it when football coaches looked like they knew who killed Kennedy. “Fran, it’s 3rd and 10. Let’s go deep with a corner route. It was the Cubans. Johnson knew.” “What?” “Corner route, let’s go.”

@jwilla14 @ATRightMovies @hwinkler4real Feed mayonnaise to tuna.

@ATRightMovies "Night Shift" with @hwinkler4real & Michael Keaton

What is an underrated 80s movie?

@hwinkler4real We saw it at the theater. Great movie, and Michael Keaton quickly became a favorite actor of mine. It was also the first non-Fonzie film I saw with you. It was pure greatness.

Loved making this with Ron and Michael !!!

@VinnysCorner1 Pete Rose. Robin Roberts. Bake McBride.

Without saying Jimmy Rollins, Chase Utley, Mike Schmidt, Cole Hamels, or Bobby Abreu, name a Philly..