ayo wtf

future grandson: “hey grandpa want a corona?” me:

New Music Dropping At Midnight: Drake - Search & Rescue Rae Sremmurd - Sremm 4 Life (Album) Joey Bada$$ - FALLIN’ Lil Yachty - Strike (Holster) Daniel Caesar - Never Enough (Album) Aminé & Kaytranada - 4EVA ft. Pharrell redveil & JPEGMAFIA - black enuff (Out)

5 years ago today, XXXTENTACION released his album “?”

munch son or thot daughter

me after 1 week with a common cold

Just popped a mucinex (I’m single btw)

blunt trauma? it’s okay bro I can finish it myself

she’s a 10 but I’m a 3 what do I do

everything reminds me of her

you’re 35 bro ain’t no april fools

no hoes arc

it’s kids from my high school still acting like this

she getting me drunk to get some 🍆 but jokes on her I’m about to add 50 unnecessary items to my Amazon cart 😭

“I know it smell crazy in there”

@XXL L journalism

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she march madness on my bracket til it bust

you in her dms I’m also in her dms we are the same

her friends: how big is it my girl:

“I’m really looking forward to our date tonight babe,” I said to myself in the mirror before crying over a Big Mac meal in the McDonald’s parking lot

ww3 or dinner with jay z

i let my nuts hang