YELLOW BASTARD

What are you doing? Who me? Nothing... Just hanging around

@chickyxime NOT ONE OF THEM WAS ABOVE A 4

Women were asked the minimum height they could date. their answers would literally amaze you

@122360FU HE HAD A GOOD TEMPO..... ONE WOULD SAY IT WAS GOLDEN

“I’ve been watching the Kentucky Derby for 30 years and this has never happened before. The jockey with the bright red helmet and black jacket on is in last place, 25 lengths behind. Feast your eyes on what happens. Keep your eyes on the red helmet in the back of the pack!”✅

@Dusty3080467325 SOME HERO'S DON'T WEAR CAPES.....

MEMPHIS MAN ARRESTED AFTER TRYING TO TRADE HIS WIFE FOR A USED BASS BOAT AND $400 (PLUS A LITTLE SOMETHING TO SWEETEN THE DEAL) MEMPHIS, TN — Because apparently Craigslist was down, a 54-year-old Memphis man wandered into Bass Pro Shops on Tuesday morning and attempted to negotiate what he confidently described as a “fair market trade”: his wife of 23 years… for a slightly questionable 14-foot aluminum fishing boat and $400 cash. Authorities say Ronnie Buckley-Jenkins approached the boat counter at exactly 11:14 a.m. (because of course he did), pointed at a boat priced at $4,200, and asked, “What would it take to walk outta here with that one?” When the associate gave him the price, Ronnie countered with a package deal that included: His wife, Denise $400 cash A bag of frozen catfish “to close the deal” Bold strategy. Shockingly, the employee did not immediately ring it up. Ronnie then stood at the counter for 41 minutes… just marinating in confidence. During that time, he presented a printed document titled “WIFE-FOR-BOAT TRANSFER AGREEMENT” (yes, in all caps, because professionalism). Highlights from the masterpiece include: A 14-day return policy (because customer satisfaction matters) A notarization by his cousin… who is absolutely not a notary A “best features” section listing “doesn’t snore” and “can clean a bass” An “as-is condition disclosure,” because we’re keeping things honest A checkbox marked “VERY GENTLY USED” (sir…) Meanwhile, Denise was sitting in the truck outside, completely unaware she had been bundled into a clearance deal next to a boat with a hole in the hull. The Bass Pro employee did what any reasonable human would do: pretended to “check with a manager” and immediately called the police. When deputies arrived, things only got better: Denise reportedly responded with a deeply philosophical, “He WHAT.” Ronnie insisted the trade was “fair market value” The boat… again… had a hole in it The employee was later offered a $50 gift card for surviving the interaction Denise has since filed for divorce, citing what legal experts are now calling “the boat thing.” When asked for comment, Ronnie stood by his decision, stating, “It came with a trolling motor.” Denise, however, offered a slightly different perspective: “I have a job. I have a HOME. I did not sign up to be traded like a dented canoe.” Somewhere in Memphis, a Bass Pro employee is still staring into the middle distance, wondering how their day went from selling fishing gear to rejecting a human barter system straight out of 1823...

@SenWarren HE DOES..... YOU'RE PROPOSING A WEALTH TAX...NOT AN INCOME TAX SO SHUT THE FUCK UP ALEADY

If Jeff Bezos can drop $10 million to sponsor the Met Gala, he can afford to pay his fair share in taxes.

@nysteve9999 @travisakers

@travisakers I call BS on the taxes.

My federal taxes were $2,900 higher this year and I made 20% less income than last year. My property tax has tripled in six years. Our government is failing Americans.

@nysteve9999 @dfenton @joeroganhq Earth has experienced at least five major ice ages in its geological history, according to the scientific consensus

@dfenton @joeroganhq How many ice ages have there been before the use of oil and coal?

Gregg Braden: "Climate change is a fact... It's also a fact that humans are not causing it. Is there more CO₂ in the atmosphere now than there was 10 years, 20, 50, 100 years ago? The answer is absolutely yes. Is it a bad thing? The answer is no."

May the cringe be with you

This is absolutely incredible. 💔

@Murph1038 @Shannon45531518 THE COPPER CAUSED ALL THOSE ISSUES THE SIDE EFFECTS OUTWEIGHED THE BENEFITS CHLORINE DOESN'T

@YELLO_BASTARD @Shannon45531518 ??

THE COPPER WAS REMOVED. 🤎⚡️ COPPER SWIMMING POOLS, THE ELECTRIFIED BATHS.

🚨BREAKING:🚨OBAMA'S HOUSEKEEPER FOUND DEAD INSIDE WASHINGTON DC RESIDENCE: POLICE - The DC Metropolitan Police reportedly responded to the home of former President Barack Obama in the early hours of Sunday morning regarding a DECEASED INDIVIDUAL who was later identified as the Obama family's housekeeper. The individual is said to be a male in his mid-30s but no name or other identifying information has been publicly released at this point. Reports indicate that Barack and Michelle Obama WERE HOME at the time of this incident, the man was pronounced dead at the scene with no cause of death yet publicly released and a FULL INVESTIGATION is underway. Stay tuned for more updates on this BOMBSHELL STORY. Why do young men who work for the Obamas keep ending up dead? Is this just a strange coincidence or is the most CORRUPT President in US history also a STONE COLD KILLER?

@nysteve9999 @SalazarSenate SAME REASON YOU SHOULD CALL DURING COVID IF YOU SEE MORE THAN 4 PEOPLE GATHERING IN THE BAKCYARD IF YOU SEE SOMETHING...SAY SOMETHING

@SalazarSenate Why should someone call when they see federal law enforcement?

ICE appears to have significantly increased its presence in Bushwick recently. If you see ICE, call or text the Hands Off NYC hotline: 229-304-8720 It’s also concerning that this many NYPD officers were deployed for what was clearly a justified gathering by local residents

@Zagonel85 Jimmy McMillan is a New York political activist and perennial candidate best known as the founder of the Rent Is Too Damn High Party (also stylized as "Rent Is 2 Damn High Party"). He lives in a rent-stabilized one-bedroom apartment in the East Village (under $900/month)

Banger 😂

@PapiTrumpo I WATCHED THE WHOLE THING AND AM STILL WAITING FOR THE FUNNY PART

Ok, that WAS a little funny...😂😂😂

@HistorianUSA1 @$3.8 BILLION THEY JUST NEED 75,999,999 MORE PEOPLE TO KICK IN $50 BUCKS AND THEY BOUGHT THEMSELVES AN AIRLINE

This leftist has a solution over Spirit Airlines being bankrupt: Quick, everyone throw in $50 so we can turn it into a ‘people’s co-op airline’ run by vibes and group chats. Next flight: delayed 6 hours because the pilot’s having a ‘manifestation circle’ with the crew, and the snacks are now crystal-infused kale chips. ‘Age of Aquariu?’ Nah – this is just Aquarius season for broke people who think collective ownership fixes 37-minute boarding times and mystery fees. Power to the people… until someone forgets to fuel the plane because Mercury was in retrograde. I’d rather walk to Florida. 🛫💀

@WallStreetApes IT'S IN THE NAME....KILLER....BREAD

Wood chips being found in Dave's Killer Bread Not small wood shavings, not little pieces. These are pretty large wood chips (shown) and they are throughout the entire loaf This has already been reported to the FDA Dave's Killer Bread is the top-selling organic sliced bread brand in the US

@nysteve9999 Amen and pedal on.

God, please help us.

Spencer Pratt is really good at this.