#HueyFreeman

Getting laid off and then thanking the company on Linkedin is next level wage cattle

Heading to the bar again with a hangover because my friend said "dw i remember my first beer" in the gc

“wait a second… Heat rises” (it hits me) “heat rises!” Bank teller on floor: what? “Heat rises!” (I rush at the armed robber and he shoots me in the face killing me instantly. It’s unclear what my plan was)

two blues pretending not to know each other

The thing about Michael Jackson is that he molested a fuck ton of young boys

I’m going through shit you can’t find on Reddit

Ngl when 1 hoe don't answer, none of em do, TF y'all at a staff meeting

Scaring the hoes by being too genuine

JOEL EMBIID TONIGHT: 34 POINTS 12 REBOUNDS 6 ASSISTS WARRIOR

OTF Jam – the alleged informant in Chicago rapper Lil Durk's murder-for-hire case –is out of jail on house arrest an daring anyone to come try him. "I'm tryna see who tryna get it in blood. It was a [whole] lot of wolfing when I was in jail. Now it's time to show and prove."

lol

The Houston Zoo releasing a rehabilitated sea turtle in Galveston.

Bill Cosby gonna die of old age someday and the dumbest person you can't even fathom right now is gonna say some shit like “the Jews killed him because he was going to expose the truth”

Will Anderson Jr. helping up LeBron James (Via WAJ’s IG)

Evan Mobley mom latest retweet about Donovan Mitchell 👀 🍿 (h/t @ESPNCleveland)

i'd use my last breath to say something completely out of pocket