HOMER WIMPSON

I got to interview @CurrenSy_Spitta about his favorite places to smoke on the road and at home. Keep it Wimpin 🛩️🤙🏾 x 🖤💨

@FirstNameMballa Oh shit that’s actually awesome. I got some free tickets to something on the 5th. I’ll hit you about it 👀

@YaBoyDannyBlaze Just make sure you available when I come to town on the 5th

The job letting me pick up OT at another location. Like as much as I want type shit. I’m about to run it up. Work for like month straight maybe more. Sounds like a lot but I’m grateful this about to change shit for me

This is why I do drugs as soon as I open my fucking eyes cuz I gotta go out here and deal with you lunatics asking for no salt turkey before the got damn sun is even up

Not even 9 am and I’m furious. What the fuck is wrong with people. How you come in someone’s job being difficult as you can possibly be first thing in the fucking morning bro. I didn’t even finish my fucking coffee bitch. I hate this food shit sometimes I swear 😂

One album. I was hype. Three? Fam is buggin. I’m not listening to all that.

What you mean this nigga dropped 2 more albums lololol

Yo baby mom ain’t even post the single 😡

i hate that adhd is like a mini dementia. why the fuck is the refrigerator door open

sometimes you just never know where a sentence will take you

why would this car behind me just honk at me cause i hit a curb like what does that have to do with you

Got a real big heart I’m a fucked up guy though!!!

Absolute chaos at grand central yall better have this shit cleaned up by the time I get off

It’s a $20 8th fam. And it’s gas. We’re actually very lucky it’s gas. A 20 gets you nothing or boof in most places. Put your money on the counter and bounce.

My problem with the low spot is people don’t know how to move at the low spot. You supposed to run in there, whisper “let me get a 20” and take whatever jar he hands you under the glass. Yall in there tryna treat it like the dispensary. Asking to look at shit and smell everything

Man I’m so late I might go get the pizza anyway

And as promised here are my list of complaints today: I overslept. I’m wild late for work because the trains at Jamaica station were all jammed up. I will not have time to eat pizza.

A good friend of mine lists the things she’s grateful for every day and I think that’s a really healthy habit to have. I have moments where I’m appreciative of my life in general but saying the specific things you have gratitude for no matter how big or small is dope

Every Mamdani report is like “New Yorkers have all been given a free puppy”