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ShokoYaps
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ShokoYaps
@YappingAlien
She/Her, 21+, personal account to yap and stuff. Weeb, freak, weirdo. DMs always open. Minors DNI.
Lost in Space Katılım Mayıs 2023
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i feel like it’s perfectly fine to admit that you aren’t actually into “gross girls” but rather lethargic introverted nerds. i don’t think a single person posting about how they “need a gross stinky femcel NEET gf” could stomach being around someone with incredibly poor hygiene
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Seeing that kind of expression on a boy is what one endures a life of struggle for. It is the Ithaca for the Odyssey of life.
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FantiaとFANBOX更新しました❤
今回は、可愛らしい日焼け後のジュンちゃんと生えっち＆生中〇し差分です❤❤❤
画像は参考までに🙏
My support site has R18 illustrations that you can't see here ❤
よろしくお願いします🥰🙏
Fantia fantia.jp/posts/4049116
FANBOX aono.fanbox.cc/posts/11891123
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@twoodlescore My man Shirou literally fused his soul with a sheath.
An empty sheath, just waiting for its sword. His Origin is "taking dick" atp.
Mr "Anemia and Migraines" does not stand a chance.
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you're not gonna make me believe for a second that shiki is better at taking dick than shirou emiya
Synnian@lizalth
“Who would win this” and “Shiki solos that”. What you should all really be asking yourself is; “Which Type Moon Main Character is the best at taking dick?” The answer is Tohno Shiki, of course
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Tomoe is stronger than me cuz I would've had a boner by now
torementer@torementer1
this turned crazy quick #ToreKyoukai
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@HugintheCrow There's a specific genre of pathetic girl who will drop the "I love you"s after 2 hours of knowing you and I think this makes them sexier.
Same thing but an elf now.
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Random thought: There's a bunch of doujins and arts that are like "I helped an elf girl for years and she fell in love with me" but realistically, since elves live way longer than humans, for her you'd be just a loosely-known acquitance, lol.
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@Iris_Illera "Of course I know where the electron is. It's on that tertiary carbon over there. I put him there".
[gigafly.gif]
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They are close to independently discovering superresolution microscopy, folks!
Hedinist@hedinist_
Good because the uncertainty principle is nonsense. You should simply trust yourself to know where the wavepacket is. “No one can tell that this particle is at x=1 with period k=1/4,” and other statements by the utterly deranged
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@illyamoder Ngl, I've been tempted to for the heck of it...
But the logistics are awful. I'd have to like and follow and retweet actual slagshit like Chibi Reviews for the account to get traction.
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How would you guys react if I told you I had a popular right wing account that I use to ragebait people on here
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@twoodlescore @uindourika I need my nipples pinched while my boobs are made fun off from Ougi sama FUUCKCKCKCK MAN
GIF
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Every AI proponent thinks "Every job will be automated... Except mine because I'm a very special boy!"
So they all think they won't be part of what they call the "permanent underclass".
Mini Modu@MinModulation
the argument is that AI will replace every single job, both all jobs now and all jobs in the future, including any potential job that might be created given such displacement. The real question is "How will humans live without any jobs for anyone".
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@jackatlas942 @uindourika I'm ngl, disliking Monogatari because the main character is unfaithful to his girl is the most mormon-pilled thing I've read today. I don't even need to check location in your profile, you have Utah in your heart.
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@uindourika Oh I see, so there’s actual interesting things that happen beyond the groping of children and a loli vampire hoping naked in the bath with him. Or him being constantly horny for the glasses chick, all while having a girlfriend?
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i think having the single worst reading of araragi as a character ive ever seen might contribute to you thinking that.
LUCIL∀@denpanopticon
transgender araragi is a feeble attempt by people who are still attached to an anime they watched as teens to wring anything interesting out of it but it's just unsupported by anything in the text
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ShokoYaps retweetledi
Captivating... 🌻
Original art by @SK_Jynx
OC belongs to @ginotty
Animated by me! (With no help from AI)
· SK JYNX ·@SK_Jynx
Mira ☀🌻 OC belongs to: @ginotty
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art is peak when you insert both your politics and fetishes into it
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@Lord_Joez @Eagersuperbuter "Fafnir is sexless"
But isn't it more fun if he can also borrow the giant dragon Schmeat at will?
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@Eagersuperbuter Expert on this topic here yes he was born sexless and so is Fafnir however its shown in fgo that he can manifest Siegfried's hand for certain attacks as well as Balmung itself so its completely possible for him to borrow his dads cock if he needs to
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I like to think sieg would be the asexual drake of tm mcs; no dick, no balls, not even a butthole… just chill vibes…
Synnian@lizalth
“Who would win this” and “Shiki solos that”. What you should all really be asking yourself is; “Which Type Moon Main Character is the best at taking dick?” The answer is Tohno Shiki, of course
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you're still on wordle humilliation? that's old news. we're getting cucked to nyt connections over here. yeah your girlfriend told me how it turns her off how you're always getting purple last. don't blame yourself, she just needs somebody who can handle a difficulty 5.
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y’all. calling dirty sodas “gross” or “like a worse tasting marshmallow” is actually really ableist to the indigenous Mormon population who can’t eat anything that doesn’t taste like dogshit because of their dumbass religion. hope this helps. ✨
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clumsy little non-human girl still hasn’t figured out how to hold back her strength~
mamiro@ma_mi_ro
力加減がまだわからない人外娘ちゃん
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