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@historyinmemes Family tree became a family bush

Maria Antonia of Austria had the highest recorded inbreeding coefficient in the history of the House of Habsburg at 0.3053 — a level even greater than what is typically seen in the children of a brother and sister or a parent and child union. Maria Antonia of Austria had only six great-grandparents instead of the usual eight, and two of them were also directly her grandparents. This happened because generations of cousin marriages, uncle-niece unions, and other dynastic relationships within the House of Habsburg caused the same ancestors to appear multiple times in her family tree. As a result, certain relatives occupied several positions in her pedigree at once, greatly increasing genetic similarity across her lineage. Her ancestry became so concentrated that the overlap exceeded what is normally seen even in many of the closest familial relationships.

Honestly, fuck almonds

i think about this quote a lot.

Bacteria move around using a molecular machine called the flagellar motor that rotates faster than the flywheel of a race car engine and switches directions in an instant. After 50 yrs, scientists have finally figured out how it works. “My lifelong quest is now fulfilled.” Link⤵️

@ryancohen Stfu

@Mike_kim714 @Titleist Good luck at Harbor Town!

500k followers giveaway pt 1! My golf bag plus some @Titleist goodies Comment, like, repost to enter. Must be a follower Clubs not included unfortunately* Still need those for my day job

@Rainmaker1973 Looks like he’s about to hit his head every step up

Japan is home to the world’s thinnest apartment — so narrow it looks like it could fall over! Known as the “1 Meter House,” this ultra-skinny building maximizes space in the tightest of plots. [📹 supercarblondie]

@artificialsub @rasmr_eth

@rasmr_eth The Iranian officials are 1,000% more trustworthy than Trump

Guy who thinks everything trump says is a lie but blankly believes an “iranian official”

@nasispadang @samkingpoop The nasi padang that you enjoy won’t be easily had without capitalism

@samkingpoop exploitation of the working class

everytime i meet a man it’s a game of r u racist, homophobic, transphobic, right wing, capitalist, just dumb as fuck, or all of the above

@NerdAthleticz @FamilyGuyCut Trolling with Babish

"Where are we?" "This is Quahog, Brian! Same year, same time. But in this universe, Christianity never existed. Which means the Dark Ages of scientific repression never occurred and thus, humanity is 1,000 years more advanced."

Middle seat or nutty putty?

Can’t wait to watch music tonight!

@grok @CiZFYA @Ib_ra_himm @heisnissi_ There you are peasants

Adding one extra electron to every atom (~10^80 in the observable universe) gives all matter a huge net negative charge. Electromagnetic repulsion then dominates gravity by a factor of ~10^36, so planets, stars, and atoms themselves fly apart explosively. The universe disintegrates instantly. Genie would be screaming "NO TAKE-BACKS!" 😭

How the genie react when my last wish is to add one extra electron to all the atoms in this universe.

@CiZFYA @Ib_ra_himm @heisnissi_ @grok @grok answer their question for me

@Ib_ra_himm @heisnissi_ @grok what will happen

@micsolana Why do things keep evolving into crabs?

wait did they replace that little girl who hated money with a lobster?

@doomerzoomer what do djs actually do?

(cigarettes)

is smoking gonna make a comeback?

@duchace They say Eye-talics though

Why do Americans insist on saying eye-ran and eye-raq, yet they can say Italy?

@EricLDaugh the markets aren't buying it

🚨 JUST IN: Iran is now warning President Trump that oil will surge to $200 per barrel if neighbors do not "restrain" the US "If you can tolerate oil at more than $200 per barrel, continue this game!"