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@popup_tddy I think you can drink your way out of this

I took 2 500 mg THC weed an hour ago and it's only getting worse. What do I do to get rid of it? I'm super stoned

@cptnjamescook @BhattiLaib9960 @nikitabier

@BhattiLaib9960 The 10,000 people living in your house have also complained.

I paid a plumbing company $4,400 to replace a sewer line under my garage, and now my garage floor looks like it lost a fight with a sidewalk 😭 They cut a huge section out of the concrete, repaired the pipe, and patched it back in with concrete that doesn’t even remotely match the original floor. So I asked the foreman when they planned to stain or finish it so it would blend in better… And this man literally laughed and said: “It’s a garage floor, buddy, not the Taj Mahal. Be glad it’s not dirt.” 💀 BE GLAD IT’S NOT DIRT?? I’m sorry, but if I’m paying thousands of dollars for a “professional” repair, I feel like the end result shouldn’t look like a random parking lot patch job. Now I’m sitting here wondering if this just tanked the appearance — and possibly the resale value — of my garage. Would you push back and demand they resurface the area properly, or am I overreacting?

@AFMBlog Replacing the entire HVAC system ductwork and all? $34k sound about right

My neighbor is replacing their HVAC system today. Their house is slightly bigger than ours. Total cost for everything: $34,000!!!!! What in the hell? He said they have tripled in cost since COVID. What a crock of crap.

This used to be like $85

Turn on haptics for your iPhone keyboard. Really elevates the typing experience

@Pietiepietste @TicketTV1 Retarded guy accused a disabled military vet of stolen valor then shot him

@TicketTV1 Man in the wheelchair pulled a knife... then a gun.

RACIST WHITE MAN SHOOTS DISABLED BLACK VETERAN IN A WHEEL CHAIR IN FRONT OF STARBUCKS IN COLD BLOOD THEN CLAIMS SELF DEFENSE!

@susi815 I wonder if someone else lied about cancer recently to gain sympathy

Joe Biden never had stage 4 cancer did he?

@OrevaZSN Depopulation to the point that there is no feasible resistance to them. They want to ravage this planet without consequences before taking to the stars

I really want to know what these billionaires' end game is. They take away jobs, replace everything with AI, inflation goes up, healthcare costs increase, and no one can afford rent or food. How are they going to make money if no one can afford their products?

Artificial intelligence is causing a net U.S. loss of 16,000 jobs per month, per Goldman Sachs.

it’s crazy that elected officials can just say the worst shit imaginable on this fuckass app and it’s just normal

@mattvanswol Incredible spin. I hope they’re paying you gobbles of money

Worth noting that every single member of the Senate GOP freaking out about Iran... ARE ALL ON A 9-DAY VACATION RIGHT NOW. MEANWHILE... OUR PRESIDENT: -SKIPS HIS SON'S WEDDING -SURVIVES YET ANTHER ATTEMPT ON HIS LIFE -STILL WORKING All. For. The. America. People. Incredible

@JoshYoung Because traders are retarded

If there's no deal, and the Strait of Hormuz is still closed, why is oil -4.5%?

@catturd2 You understand that Donald Trump has the same, probably more, information as Thomas Massie right?

For almost a year now, Thomas Massie has claimed he’s going to read the names on the Epstein list on the House floor That means, according to him, he has some secret names that haven’t been released yet. Why is Thomas Massie protecting the pedos on the Epstein list and refusing to read their names on the House floor, as promised? What’s he waiting for? Either he’s lying and doesn’t have the names, or he’s lying about reading their names. Either way, he’s a liar.

@annhybri “Fuck me”

I need a nonchalant response to “I hate you”

Anthropic, SpaceX, and OpenAI going public will mark the market top

@marc02200 Realistically, -$40k

How much should a 27 year old realistically have saved?

@afrkdude03 @Ford_Nick 😂 this actually made me laugh it’s just a piece of meat bro

@Ford_Nick this looks good as fuck can i get the recipe

Name one thing better than a T-bone..

@realmfberlin I just tell employers that I took time to travel and check on some investments

What is so wrong with resume gaps? Are people not allowed to not work???

@AND_DFISHER @ValforNevada Thanks bud

@artificialsub @ValforNevada Ok bud

Imagine you eat nothing but american cheese on toast for a year straight and then your landlord just raises the rent by $300 anyways

@AND_DFISHER @ValforNevada I think you missed the point my guy

Is the landlord supposed to just take a loss when his insurance and taxes go up every year? And what about when your water heater goes out or your AC quits? Do you think the price of those things are falling in price year over year? Do you have any idea what it takes to maintain a working property?