Matt

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Matt

@Yarrticus

Gay. He/Him

Katılım Mart 2009

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Matt@Yarrticus·29 Eki

@gobshitechris Meredith Marks just before having a seizure.

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Chris@gobshitechris·29 Eki

It’s a Xanax kind of morning

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Matt@Yarrticus·27 Eki

@ThatPreshQueen Most beers are barely based! I have a wheat allergy x

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Matt@Yarrticus·27 Eki

@gobshitechris Ur a liar and I’m still hung okay

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Chris@gobshitechris·26 Eki

Hung is length not girth just FYI boys

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Matt@Yarrticus·3 Eyl

That’s my really deep thought of the day. You’re welcome

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Matt@Yarrticus·3 Eyl

Imagine if you could connect your wireless headphones at a cinema, so you can experience the big screen but not have to listen to everyone being a noisy cunt.

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Matt@Yarrticus·22 Ağu

Had cake. Still skinny. What now?

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Matt@Yarrticus·21 Ağu

I want to be skinny for my holiday but I also want cake 😭😭 hate life

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Matt@Yarrticus·12 Ağu

@gobshitechris Kelly Clarkson was feeling generous xx

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Chris@gobshitechris·12 Ağu

Haven’t bought anything on Wayfair in nearly 3 years, just ordered a coffee table from them and I have £100 in credit on my account????

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Matt@Yarrticus·9 Tem

@zakkboosh I’m so sorry king, but I thought this said uncontrollable farting 😭😭😭

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Matt@Yarrticus·6 Tem

Sommer saved, but most are not! ⚽️⚽️

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Matt@Yarrticus·2 Tem

Just make it Halloween weekend, you cowards.

Pop Crave@PopCrave

‘Wicked’ will now be released earlier, on November 22nd.

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Matt@Yarrticus·22 Haz

@Ch4rlieStevens Hung-ble brag

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Charlie Stevens@Ch4rlieStevens·22 Haz

@Yarrticus Humble brag 😉

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Matt@Yarrticus·22 Haz

My pepe just touched the toilet bowl and now my whole weekend is ruined. 😭

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Matt@Yarrticus·20 Haz

@gobshitechris Emphasis on the mini xxx

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Chris@gobshitechris·20 Haz

Mini reveal 🤗

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Matt@Yarrticus·12 Haz

@LiamLambrini Twink

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Liam@LiamLambrini·12 Haz

after ~10 years as a briefs girlie I think I’m entering a boxers era

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Matt@Yarrticus·2 Haz

Nailed day 1 xox

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Matt@Yarrticus·29 May

Me travelling home from mighty hoopla

post jawline@postjawline

this is a 4000 year old human body, reduced to a literal bag of perfectly preserved flesh and bones from bog compression

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Matt@Yarrticus·28 May

Just bought 20 pairs of wellies to sell at mighty hoopla x

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Matt@Yarrticus·18 May

What the fuck, Mary.

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Matt@Yarrticus·10 May

Her uncle went kleeeek.

MORPHINE 👻@morphinelovemua

not me laughing at the mirage video then twisting my uncle in front of a cutie at the airport 😭

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