Charlie Stevens

@Reality_Tim Someday maybe, maybe someday we’ll be smarter

Green Day tonight! But tbh I am more about Jimmy Eat World. What’s wrong baby…a sip of wine, a sip of water.

@PilotTVPod After listening to the latest Pilot Plus, I’m always amazed at how confident @jamescdyer is when he’s calling out small penises in tv shows especially when they seem completely fine and average. I can only imagine where he gets his confidence from.

@juneslater17 Has to be three days to be considered a heatwave

I'm so glad they can pin a HEATWAVE down to just one day, I mean ours lasted nearly four hours! I was like Laurence of Arabia going to the fridge for a cool drink! A stifling 23° dropping as we speak Thoughts and prayers to all those who reached 24° I nearly had to put the parasol up

@JaneUptonow @BladeoftheS Pork markets

Surely as a public servant & MP, its in his interests to answer questions from the free press, award winning news outlets like #channel4 & #SkyNews are perfectly justified in asking their questions but Farage saying 'what's it got to do with you'? is not the way to win people over? "Members of Parliament (MPs) in the UK are not legally required to answer questions from the press. However, engaging with the media is a common practice for MPs to communicate with the public, explain their policies, and respond to public concerns. This interaction is often seen as part of their role in maintaining transparency and accountability" Why IS Liz Truss there?

"Did Trump invite you?" Nigel Farage "What on earth has it got to do with you?" Farage just turned up, nobody wanted him, I bet Trump doesn't even know his name.

@przemekg18 This is simpler. Just might not be cheaper.

@BiIIyNichoIIs99 Foot long?

Can we all pray that the subway I just ordered can nurse me back to health because I am not a well woman this morning

@rubentothewild Or maybe stay and next time won’t be so unexpected.

roommate unexpectedly sucked me off so now i have to move out.

@Naive_Goblin @TheHairyBeef In fairness, she hasn’t seen what we’ e seen 😉

@TheHairyBeef My mums been exact same, 10 years together and I’m now away and thriving and she’s plotting ways we can get back together because it’s ’so awful’? 🙄😂

My mum keeps making up this narrative that I'm unhappy after my break up because "I must be lonely". Like mother... Do you even know me? I'm THRIVING right now, happiest I've been in about 8 years. You would know if you called me more than 2 times a year lol.

@MancGaymer That feeling when you thought you’d wanked every which way possible and then…. this.

Apparently I can trick my dick 👀 maybe I could manage being locked 😂

@Mattathon_ Just be yourself and the right people will love you for who you are. As long as you’re happy with your choices then it’s no one else’s business and anyone who thinks or says differently is probably not friend material.

This annoys me sm. I’ve never done any of these and probably never will. I still have a good time and other people don’t rly notice at events! Being sober isn’t a personality it’s just a choice I make. Binge drinking or being fried on poppers is also not a personality?? 🤷‍♀️

@80strolls @greg_price11 He clearly says talking to. If you listen on a good pair of speakers it’s very clear.

@greg_price11 This has to be edited?

@MarioNawfal He so very clearly says “talking”

🚨🇺🇸BIDEN SAID WHAT?! Footage of his NATO address has gone viral, with people thinking that Biden said, “I realized I was f**king your wife.” In fact, he said, “I realized I was talking to your wife,” as he spoke about asking NATO chief Jens Stoltenberg to extend his term by a year. Source: Daily Mail

@zerochills In fairness, she clearly says she’s figuring out how to out gas in the tyre.

Tesla owner mistakes air for propane 😳

@Rollinintheseat I have zero issue with the way “Siobhan is pronounced. My issue is with how it is spelt.

Why is everyone okay with the way “Siobhan” is pronounced?

@HellPriest78 @scully1888 Back in the 80s/90s we called them Kinder Surprise. At least they had chocolate on.

@scully1888 Exactly. Trading standards nowadays. Could you imagine this back in the 80s/90s? £20 - £30 and we're like "I wonder who I'll get this time? Laser Skeletor? Jetfire? A Hiss Tank?... Oh, another Snarf, I already have 3..." There'd be mass riots in Woolworths.

Loot box culture is a disease

@Reality_Tim I imagine so. If someone voted at polling station and got hit by a bus on the way home, would their vote count?

If someone did their postal vote and then somehow died before the election, would their vote count?

@mjgamson I don’t hate the sequels either. I remember renting this from Choices expecting it to be a lower budget “hackers” type film. I put it on while doing my homework and wan’t really paying attention. Until that first meeting with Trinity and my mind was blown!

Cinema trip 53 of 2024 The Matrix How are you 25? I remember seeing you 3 times in the summer of 1999 and multiple times since. And you hold up so well. I maybe that rare film lover who doesn’t hate the sequels but at the same time they don’t hold a torch to this classic.

@NH1884 Yep. I’ve been there. I miss those days haha. “Well, he’s not my gonna have a bet”

just been called a jobsworth at work for kicking someone out bringing their 3 year old child in … I work in a bookies 💀

@Yarrticus Humble brag 😉

My pepe just touched the toilet bowl and now my whole weekend is ruined. 😭

@ChrisHewitt So your on just water?

Two whole weeks without a single drop of Coca-Cola, Coke Zero, any products made by The Coca-Cola Company or, in fact, any carbonated drink passing my lips. Walk around me. Hear me roar.