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NEW: Accountant arrested after sh**ting at a MAGA supporter who had a Trump flag in his yard Benjamin Michael Campbell, 38, is accused of firing sh*ts at the home of Mark Thomas, 62, in Nantahala Gorge, North Carolina 'He was driving along, saw the sign, slammed on his brakes, you know, had a political trigger moment, and he just had to tear the sign down,' Thomas said 'I'm a Trump supporter. I have weapons for my protection and my enjoyment and I keep them handy.' 'You know, what good are they if you can't get to them when you need them? So I reached over and grabbed my rifle.'  Thomas then fired two warning sh*ts into the air Campbell went back to his Jeep, raised a pistol through the sunroof, and fired several rounds ‘He fired five to six rounds as he was heading back down the driveway to the highway that passes in front of my place.' ‘I found one bullet hole in my refrigerator, which is on my porch.' 'You can see the dirt and grass flying up in the air and coming back down where bullets struck the front yard.' 'I heard: boom, tap, and another bullet hit something metallic. That one could have very easily come close to me. He was most definitely trying to k*ll me.’  Campbell is charged with assault with a deadly weapon with intent to k*ll or inflict serious injury, discharging a firearm with intent to incite fear, and willful and wanton injury to personal property

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WNBA players turned down a deal that would’ve quadrupled their pay, minimum $66K to $250K, maximum $250K to $1M. “A slap in the face.” 👀

BREAKING: "No bag policy" has been implemented for tonight's WNBA game in an attempt to crack down on dildo throwers.