Yeah No

@chromesandwich This is so sad

If any nyc mutuals want to support me turning 36 I'll be partying here at 10pm

@coreytimes ?

5 years ago MDW I moved to NYC and I was already on the ferry to fire island 3 days within living there… nothing was stopping that 22 year old twink

@ic0nick They mad in Queens.

@bryannspears Let them have fun. Who are they harming?

Mind you it’s 57° today on fire island

@SarahHuckabee It’s funny how y’all are OBSESSED with nyc. We literally do not think about you. Ever.

Arkansas raised starting teacher pay from 48th in the nation to top 5 and at the same time cut our income tax by 25%. But trying to teach economics to Mayor Mamdani is probably a lost cause…

@jergmcnasty @VickieforNYC Drag her.

This is so ridiculously cringe.

@matthew_sigel @NYSTaxDept Bye!

Today, following my third vehicle theft in four years, I am pre-announcing my year-end departure from NYC. @NYSTaxDept please revise guidance accordingly in light of this material event. Consider this an official filing.

@cristinavanko Anywhere with U

I wanna know: what are the shittiest date spots in nyc?

@VickieforNYC You stay mad.

If you're wealthy and live in a homogenous wealthy neighborhood, as these people do, you can live well no matter the city, state, or country. New York's taxes didn't buy them this, their own wealth did. This is not how most New Yorkers live. Not even close.

@RealBravoholic Oof it’s so ugly

it’s nice to see Rosie took inspiration from Gizelle Bryant’s home for her renovation

@michaelmiraflor Disney adults subsidize your snot nose kids by paying full taxes while you write them off at every opportunity.

Among my hottest takes are: - Disney adults (esp with no kids) are ruining it for families by inflating the cost of everything. - Disney adults should seek therapy to deal with childhood issues, not more trips to Disneyland. - Disney should not cater to Disney adults. It’s for families. It’s for the kids.

@fatfabfeminist No one thinks about Staten Island. That’s NJ.

staten island is the only NY burroughs that has not been gentrified by non new yorkers & arguably has become significantly better in the last decade bc the only ppl who move there now are poc/immigrant families that lived in the bronx, queens, brooklyn, that have been priced out

@suttonsroller Is he on estrogen?

Andy officially a Mackage model after wearing the jacket on NYE. #WWHL

@thedebralea So go, Deb. Some fabulous gay can rehab your shitty apartment and live a great life.

You know we can just leave, right? New Yorkers are not chained to this state. Over 1 MILLION New Yorkers have moved out of state since 2020. More than 415k New Yorkers fled in 2024 ALONE. You won’t be able to tax a class that no longer exists in New York. Bye! 👋

@queensofbravo It’s so funny to see how amused Kathy is by Dorit. Like, I think she likes her way more than Kyle.

The #RHOBH Reunion trailer is here!

@Pithy_Galore @queensofbravo She changed her hair stylist apparently

@queensofbravo Sutton looks Hot AF (ok, maybe I'm exaggerating a bit)

@blastmantra @unusual_whales NYC property taxes are actually quite low.

@unusual_whales They still pay property taxes which have to be a sizable amount.

NYC’s Zohran Mamdani has reached a deal with Governor Kathy Hochul to introduce the state’s first tax on second homes worth over $5 million owned by out-of-state residents.

@Maria4Dist6 Stop trying to make the UWS happen; it’s a retirement community with no good restaurants

This lack of job growth in NYC in the private sector is a serious warning sign for what the future might look like. It must be taken seriously. My neighborhood, the UWS , has been transformed in the last few years by the arrival of so many young people. The UWS used to be a neighborhood filled with mostly seniors and families with children but it looks like they have either disappeared all the old people or they’ve moved on. The young people moving in have all managed to find affordable apartments in the neighborhood, and they fill the restaurants and bars along a Columbus and Amsterdam , which are packed most nights. The UWS is having a moment and dare I say it’s even looking like the new Brooklyn. So here we have some very concerning news about job growth. This is really going to hurt all these young people planting roots in NYC and for all the young people graduating in May who want to move here. We need a vibrant, resilient growth oriented economy. NYC must be business friendly and welcoming because that’s where the City gets the money it needs to do all the things it wants to and needs to do so that everyone is thriving. The city and the whole region depend on it. @OneCityRisingNY @KathyHochul @savetheuws2 @ShabbosK @stick_dynamite @katiewr31413491 @JCAndersonNYC @BillAckman @JulieMenin @MarkLevineNYC

@TheMale_Central Until you meet him and hear his little mouse voice 🤮

Would you follow him to the bathrooms?

@pootsobotka Actually, getting to the airport and realizing you only have the case is the absolute worst.

Update dead AirPods on the subway might be much worse