Dylan

Fart blew both my legs clean off

Every tweet should be fart related

wiping tears away with my yellow karate belt

“Follow all” truly is a trip

Shitting down on my couch

So angry I’m pissing blood

This new season of Marvel Rivals

Thrown under a bus

Tooted too hard

I’m not her brother buddy!

And so it begins a new season of dealing with fucking retards on ranked in Rivals

Pretty trash imo

Gay Jimmy Hendrix be like: Excuse me while I kiss this guy

High on McDonald’s breakfast

All this news about norris got me chucked up

What happened to his face?

I always loved on Seinfeld when George would burn his hand on a hot door knob and Kramer would get hit in the face with an iron or step on a nail.

I don’t get any real consequences because satan loves me (satan is code for my rich mom btw)

Chuck Norris has passed away at the age of 86.

Cooking my nuggets in the dishwasher

A bj with teeth would fix me rn