Luke

Love it when a plan comes together 🥇

Ptsd blah blah blah. Fire works make me wanna go to WAR

Lord plz help me keep all my possessions off the lakebed

@hjosh00 Is this what the Mormons call soaking

Running up the score now

@space_plowboy90 @591actual You misspelled get short corn

@YearNyearout @591actual Buy stock in Busters, yesterday

Haviland to Pratt to Great Bend. Not one pivot turning. Rattlesnake creek is flowing. It’s July 1.

@591actual @space_plowboy90 Ground, wet n shaded Tassels, tasseling Crop, MADE USda, says 174

@space_plowboy90 @YearNyearout Ask me in August

Like to check these Ritchie waterers at least once a month in the heat of the summer whether I think they need to be checked or not

If you’re from Sioux Falls and selling an automatic transmission and rolling chassis to a Ford Bronco to a 70 year old man from Kansas, please don’t give him anymore leads before he heads home

Anytime I walk into another npc and we glitch into the same auto-response, I instantly know we’re serving the same storyline and they’re a good person

Dear @Carhartt Sew us on a bungee of some fashion to keep our phones from falling out of the shirt pocket when we lean over

“Do you know why I pulled you over?”

Bout that time of year where to drive is to commit vehicular frogslaughter on a massive scale #rip

Yes.

Bop

Why weren’t we making casts of the old discontinued parts before they broke instead of bitching about someone not doing it for us anymore this is the pain of incremental wisdom

@Wizeguy1015 Who are we voting for

I have never voted. I think it's all a bad joke. But guaranteeing cutting the income tax gets my vote

My toxic trait is talking to the knowledgeable tractor supply lady over the phone thoroughly as she looked for an item I need, hearing her say it’s online only item now, and still knowing i saw it last week on the shelf and now I have to go look in person regardless

Millions of dollars wheat just sitting in a field somewhere... #GetItInTheBin folks

Tax breaks for OT? Won’t see that stateside for a while

@N40Specialist Wouldn’t trust you if you didn’t

@YearNyearout Ngl I belt that shit out at that part

“Your worn out favorite pair of jeans” sang at this moment of this song is the most perfect line in music history I don’t make the rules