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My mum would to talk in syllables whenever she was whooping my ass
" Si-ni-li-ku-ambia u-si-e-nde-le-e "
😂 😂 😂
#AfricanMumChallenge
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Archie K
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Archie K
@YesIamArchie
I am not your Ex / Computer Psychiatrist/ IT Guru / Microsoft and Oracle Uncertified/Metallica / Casual drugs /Cheers and Beers
Nairobi, Kenya Katılım Mayıs 2012
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Let them get burned a little bit. They will never ever come near a fire
Simply Amaka@StelxyG
Everyone is saying gentle parenting,,, how do I handle a 2yrs old child that would always go to kitchen to turn on gas 😫
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Never elect a journalist or a comedian.Or a failed rapper.
JALANG'O@JalangoMwenyewe
Ng’anya culture is here to stay. We’re heading back to court, and I will personally cover all legal fees as we appeal the ruling. This is an industry that drives Nairobi. People travel from all over just to experience matatu culture—the art, the music, the energy.
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Moral and Spiritual activities inafanywa na John Baptist mwenyewe?
Ⓝⓖ'ⓞⓡⓞⓡⓘⓔⓣ🐐🇰🇪@baroswahjr
At Alliance Girls, it's not just the Principal who is in hot soup. The CS Education is going for the entire board. Raising school fees from 53K to 160K is crazy. But looking at what made it get to that figure is crazier. 1. Moral and Spiritual activities - Kshs 1,100,000 2. Annual trips - Kshs 16,000,000 3. Prize Giving/Speeches - Kshs 13,000,000 4. Prize vouchers/sweets/examiners - Kshs 5,000,000 5. Airtime /administrative allowance - Kshs 3,000,000 On 16th October 2025, the board approved a Kshs 25,000,000 staff trip to Dubai. You can guess where the money was to come from.
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@YesIamArchie 😂😂we banja
There's nothing you can say to shake me
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Machooooos. Nikama CBC inaniita
Sweet Simi💕@iamnifesimi
April dump but make it texts from your partner 🥹
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But you will need to spread your legs for that gender for your delusions to come true.
wanjiruuuuuuuuuuuu@3therealchic
And that's why I'm saying, when thee time comes for me to birth a child, if it's not a girl then it's abortion. I can NEVER give life to a gender that can hurt my own gender. I said what I said.
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Dear restaurant owners:
We all hate the QR code menus. Stop.
-everyone
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What type of parent names their kid Black Chicago student
Mac 🍃@ihymacc
Advances in Colon Cancer Cure, Discovered By a Black Chicago student.
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AND SERVE FOOD ON PLATES!
phantéau@_wangwe
Your restaurant doesn't need an app. The website is enough, and print out the menu for fucks sake.
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Nimeenda na katululu nauliza menu naambiwa ni scan😂😂😂
phantéau@_wangwe
Your restaurant doesn't need an app. The website is enough, and print out the menu for fucks sake.
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😂😂😂I ended up doing a whole class of the female reproductive system😂😂😂
Sweet Simi💕@iamnifesimi
April dump but make it texts from your partner 🥹
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