Musky❤️‍🔥

Carrie Bradshaw after making the worst possible decision ever

would you try this?

Man tries to bait an immigrant into a fight knowing the risk but he doesn’t fall for it

When that one coworker keeps trying you

I hate bullies man , lil man was just tryna eat wtf 🤦

periods should last one hour, 4-5 days is excessive.

NO the FUCK we are NOT!!!!!!!

where my real bitches that remember these at?

I'm glad cars were invented, imagine riding a horse at 2AM to get some Weed

Imagine u getting kidnapped with a stuffy nose and they tape your mouth 😂

One language you wish you could speak fluently?

I went on a first evening date years ago. After dinner we decided to go for a walk along the sea port district. The sky became dark, and the street lights were spaced apart. As we walked through a dark little stretch, he casually said that if he pushed me into the water, no one would notice. I laughed awkwardly but remained calm cause I didnt want to set him off and when he asked for a second date there was no second-guessing that hard 'no."

Oh he’s a real lover

I suck at dating cuz once I find out you talk to other people I don't like you anymore

they’re calling it possibly the worst tattoo of all time

fuck nudes send me pictures of you smiling with your titties out

y’all be so scared to ask a man for money meanwhile i be likeeee

My number neighbor is not friendly

stretching my back isn't enough i need to take out my spine and wring it out like a towel

First timers anal be like

I read this one story where the lady said,,, I went to Old Navy today to return a pair of jeans I’d ordered online and look for some I liked better. They had signs up everywhere that jeans were buy one pair get one pair 50%. So I found two pairs that I liked, they were $39.99 each. I went up to the register and the girl working told me the total was $79.99. I said “Oh! I’m sorry, are these not part of the BOGO sale?” and she was like “Oh you’re right, they should be! They’re right under the sign!” And then she typed away on her little screen and was like “Your new total is $34.92” I have absolutely no idea where that number came from—that’s not 50% off one pair…it’s even less than 50% off both pairs lol. I was like “Really?” and she said “Yep, have a good day.” Anyway, I hope her day is magical 😂