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Something big is coming this year!

@LoneChildMJB From today I shall be calling you Ashraf

I’m officially done eating pork.

Savannah internet 🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩. It actually never works

My boys, if you're building from scratch, come here for a small bro to bro: Whenever a girlfriend asks for money, say 50k, do this; Make sure to get it, take half of it and buy yourself a new outfit say a shirt, sneakers, a watch etc Then get the remaining amount (you can borrow a little from a friend if needed, no problem, you'll repay after the process 🤝) Break this amount into smaller notes to make a bigger bundle ensuring that the biggest note folds on top. Ask to meet her(make it a habit never to send money when still broke, only give on physical meeting). Dress neatly, put on our new outfit, smell great and look calm and confident. Ask: "Anhaaa tell me... you needed money... for what?" Her: "To change my hair" You: "But it still looks fresh though...anyway, I'm onto something and really need not to spend right now otherwise 'we' shall remain broke...okay let me get you something"(as you reach for our bundle, make sure she sees it as you try to seem hiding) Count off the planned amount ensuring never to give more than you spent on yourself, never to give what she requested/expects. Ask her to hang on that, as you 'make more' To make her psychologically hooked on you, let her intuited to fell you have the money, but it has other duties. Last one, remember, whether you give a woman or not, whether you provide or not, whether she loves you or not, someone else will always top up for her needs. Take the credit.

Guys, vote GIFT GRACE and post the screen shot. I'm going to send you 25k. I have cut the money because I want everyone to get. Just comment your screen shot with proof of voting. After receiving the money. Please confirm with a screen shot as well Thank you.

The prospective sponsors of the UOX Handover Party are asking if we shall indeed have more than 500 UOX members show up physically and I told them that we shall have more than 1k. So let’s do this, I need 1k quotes of “I will be there” on this post. Let’s go…….

By this time next season united will be on top of the league.

Am not a prophet but there is something about Fulham

A mature man above 45years of age what business do you have posting food on whatsapp...🚮🚮🚮

@idringp I like this optimism.. It's great for the game.

We are now on leveled ground .. Now let the actual game begin #COYG .. we go till the end 🔥🔥

Arsenal fans are praying for Burnley to equalise 😂😂

There is a lady threatening to kill herself but when you read through the comment section you realise people don't simply care oba ofaa oba tofaa gwe amanyiii.

@AlienSkinUg For now.

I mastered to play with my problems

If she does not allow you to carry her bed 🚩🚩🚩🚩

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Well well... I know a manchester united fan when I see one.

@ManUtd MHISRIP

We are saddened to learn our former goalkeeping coach Silvino Louro has passed away. Our thoughts go out to Silvino's family and friends at this difficult time.

@kirya_ug @akido256 Your low-key becoming Tabz

We have decided to change the coffee meeting venue to a private one, after receiving intelligence that many of you are planning to evade the venue without invite.

@mtnug Am buying new shoes and a bike.. 😂😂

UGX 1M just dropped on your account. Which car are you buying after topping up the balance?

@greyce99 Yes.

Can a lawyer represent him or herself In case he gets a case against him?

How I save contacts in my phone. Name followed by profession. For example John ~ Barber. ✅ How about you?