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@UTDKara Tell me you know nothing about football... Oh wait... Lol very realistic prices there ... Mbappe £70m? Lol Anderson will be at least £100m, mbappe £250m, joao neves over £100m, tonali £80m, alvarez close to £100m.. And most of these wouldn't join our club so it's a mute point

Manchester United ’s summer rebuild: Outs: 1. Hojlund - £50m 2. Rashford - £40m 3. Malacia - £30m 4. Ugarte - £60m 5. Zirkzee - £45m 6. Dalot - £80m 7. Onana - £65m 8. Shaw - £50m 9. Casemiro - 🆓 Total: £420m Ins: 1. Dumfries £20m 2. Diouf £25m 3. Joao Neves £20m 4. Elliot Anderson £60m 5. Mbappe £70m 6. Tonali £35m 7. Alvarez £40m Total £270m

@Lea_EFC Aged well

Europe here we come baby 😎😂

@Lea_EFC Imagine being obsessed with man utd when you should be supporting your own team, let's all laugh at everton more like, missing out on europe spots by losing to Sunderland at home 🤣

LETS ALL LAUGH AT MANCHESTER UNITED😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂HOLD THAT 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😭😭😭😂😂WHAT A TIME TO BE ALIVE🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳

@Lea_EFC 5hut up yer gimp

@Neccccy To55er

Describe Starmer in just one word?

@granTurism01 Paul merson being Paul merson... Total 🛎️ 🔚

🚨Paul Merson tips a potential Arsenal double win as the greatest achievement in British football history. 🗣️“I’ll tell you something, if Arsenal manage to win the Premier League and Champions League this month, it’ll be the greatest achievement we’ve witnessed in British football history, I genuinely believe so. “I think it will be a better achievement than City’s centurions, better than United’s treble winning season as well as City’s. None will come close really” “Winning both competitions after such a barren spell will be an extraordinary feat. No team has done that before, absolutely no one!”

@ESPNUK Does someone wanna tell him... 13 times mate... To Liverpool 2 (Premier league)

Dominik Szoboszlai pointed to the Premier League winners badge on his shirt before heading down the tunnel at Old Trafford 👀

@UtdBart Stop talking shite @UtdBart

Don’t know why they’re posting this shit like it’s some sort of achievement.

@RodinSimi And this is why he's not a manager and has been overlooked, cunha and mbeumo bring so much more to the team than garnacho ever could

🔥‼️John Terry: Manchester United didn’t upgrade on Alejandro Garnacho: "Manchester United didn’t upgrade on Garnacho at all. Not one bit. When you look at the players they brought in during the summer like Cunha and Mbeumo, they’ve got almost the exact same goal contributions as Garnacho. Same output, same level. They were supposed to elevate the team, but instead they’re relying on long balls and free kicks just to get goals on the board. I’m telling you now, I am predicting a very serious struggle for Manchester United next season. A proper, painful struggle. They desperately need to recruit better. Players like Mbeumo don’t have any resale value. They’re declining with time. And Bruno Fernandes is getting old. I don’t think he’ll be playing at the same level next season. No upgrades, just more of the same... heading for trouble."

@SimplyUtd @FabrizioRomano 4-5 players needed minimum (2 cm, left back id let amass be back up to Shaw, RB needed, another CB and another forward)

🚨 @FabrizioRomano: Manchester United are set for a major boost to their summer transfer budget: • Rasmus Højlund deal expected to become permanent (€44m) • Jadon Sancho & Casemiro wages coming off the books • Marcus Rashford situation to be resolved • Sell-on clause from Mason Greenwood • Extra revenue from UEFA Champions League matches and wins All factors point to a very busy summer window 🔴

@UtdKobi Chicharito

Who immediately comes to mind?

@damzychillin Phil Neville

Without mentioning Wayne Rooney and Lukaku , name a player who’s played for Manchester United and Everton . Just give up👀

@UtdForever7 Owen is such a bitter person, no wonder shearer hates him

🚨🗣️ Michael Owen on Benjamin Sesko: “Anyone could score six goals when you have Bruno Fernandes behind you. But fair play to Sesko. He could have easily lost his confidence after the start he had at Man Utd but nice to see him bouncing back. It was a calm finish.” #MUFC

@damzychillin Eto'o

Without mentioning Luiz Figo and R9. Name a player that played for Barcelona and Real Madrid . You can’t !

@DexxterUtd Owen trying to be relevant, fergie is a fan as well as our best ever manager he's entitled to watch them, Owen forgets that same man helped give him his only Premier league winners medal, he's so two faced is Owen, disliked by both utd and Liverpool fans

🚨 Michael Owen: “I'm glad Jurgen Klopp hasn't behaved like Sir Alex Ferguson - he's respected Liverpool. For keeping his distance from Liverpool since leaving the club in the summer of 2024, he's respected his successor Arne Slot. Sir Alex has remained a watchful figure at Old Trafford, further magnifying the pressure on current managers and young coaches.”

@Diego_Leon_hq Nope, he's burnt all bridges with utd fans after his antics, good riddance

🚨 BREAKING NEWS: Alejandro Garnacho regret joining Chelsea Would you take him back at Manchester United?

@nikola_b27 You sound stupid, a man who loves football watching a football match and you don't know why? 😂 Fml

Bit weird for someone who hates both clubs has that cunt not got anything better to do with his weekends

@TouchlineX He never has been, total fraud

🚨 𝗧𝗥𝗨𝗘 𝗢𝗥 𝗙𝗔𝗟𝗦𝗘: Virgil van Dijk is NO LONGER the best centre back in the world.

@greenislev @Goosey30111568 @FarRightThugs 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 I think you mean "sources" not sauces

@Goosey30111568 @FarRightThugs My sauces tell me are there are more Reform senior politicians accepting bribes from Russia than just convicted Nathan Gill

The UK is compromised under this Gov't. We need a GE now.

@nick_ahmed @utdforever7 @ManUtd Triggered 😂

@utdforever7 @ManUtd If you think, after spending most of the last two years injured, we are then going to ask him to play in a position that is the most physically demanding of any position on the pitch, you know absolutely fuck all about football

🚨Unpopular opinion: Lisandro Martinez can play in a double pivot midfield with Bruno Fernandes. He has already played in midfield for Ajax and has the technical ability to make the line breaking passes. Thoughts? 👇 #MUFC