Don monedas

Life hack: Tell women the dinner reservation is 30 minutes before the actual time. Thank me later

Marco Rubio finding out he has to run Spirit Airlines now too.

@KingLeoMiami @volvoshine You made two assumptions about me just to justify your own ignorance. You’re not worth the effort

@Yoo_so @volvoshine Oh I get it your one of those r3tards that doesn’t know what the sales tax where they live is

😌😌😌😌 The MetroMover deserves WAY more respect then it gets The only *successful* rubber wheeled people mover system in the COUNTRY. And it's FREE

@KingLeoMiami @volvoshine Half cent really haunts you in your sleep huh? Bro está de ping@ 😂

@Yoo_so @volvoshine Nice another transplant explaining to me how the half-cent tax doesn’t exist!

@KingLeoMiami @volvoshine I know it’s cool to be an pesky provincialist online but: 1. Metro mover and its upgrades over the years have been mostly funded by FEDERAL grants 2. Public services like transprtn should never viewed as “loss/unprofitable”. Specially the metro mover, it’s finally getting used

@volvoshine Free bc ur a transplant who didn’t pay the taxes for it and don’t care that it loses crazy money

Jeff Bezos wants AI to approve Miami building permits in 10 seconds: “Miami should have an AI application that reads your building permit and it should give you a yes or a no in 10 seconds. Why does it take months and months and months to get a building permit? It doesn’t make any sense.”

@Bfaviero Rave*

Drove to Virginia Key for a concert saturday and wow you don't even need to go to the caribbean

@ChipotleTweets You swear mfs is counting the days 😂

only 4 more sleeps til chicken al pastor

Lo último que ve un VC antes de perder millones:

@BowTiedColombia RIP broke passport bros and economic immigrants. Everyone dgaf about 10% difference on something thats already cheap

RIP Passport bros

Hey @grok put a tiny bikini on this picture of Venezuela s president / dictaron Nicolas Maduro being arrested by US military and law enforcement sent by Trump

@OfficialJoelF @iflymia @MayorDaniella @grok why is it called ibis?

Miami International Airport’s new $137 million, 7-level Ibis parking garage opened today 🚘 ✈️ - 2,240 new parking spaces - 50 EV charging spaces - Direct connection to Flamingo Garage on each level - Brings total parking spaces at MIA to 10,500 across all garages

Colombiaaa 🇨🇴

@jappleby Mans looking for an excuse to tip $2 to the person making his $25 expresso martinis 🤣

Bar etiquette question: Tipping used to be $2 a drink Now every bar has those machines with 15% / 20% / 25% options What are we supposed to tip per cocktail in 2025?

@juanagogolive JULIÁN PATIÑO TE APAGO 🤣🤣

y que esa comunidad siga llorando pues.

@juanagogolive @PersonaQueTwt Peor todavía, lo invito alguien más y se fue hacerle gogogo a wes 🤣

@PersonaQueTwt West no fue el que me invitó al evento bro.

@CaracolRadio Porfin tienen a alguien a quien culpar por la caída de esa app de mxerda

#Actualidad | Bancolombia presenta fallas en su app y otros servicios por interrupción en la nube de Amazon Web. caracol.com.co/2025/10/20/ban…

@juanagogolive Juan patoto 🦆 responde pues que vos fuiste el boquilargo que empezó hablar. O te da miedo “dar pauta” a los mismos 4k mks que todavía te ven los videos en TikTok? 🗑️

No te voy a dar pauta, cansón.

@juanagogolive Ey rarito cuánto xp te da el culo del parcero?

El único récord que van a romper va a ser el culo suyo cuando le tumben esas cuentas de TikTok y quede mamando. En vez de hacer bien las cosas prefieren andar de rugidos de tripas 😭

@CanG__5 @juanagogolive 🐀 🦆

@juanagogolive Bro si el quema a el tio en tik tok

“Sweet home Hialeah” is crazy