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@belfastairport hi on Monday I'm travelling from Glasgow to Stansted via Belfast International, I have one hour between flights will I have to go through security again in Belfast?

@SandyofSuffolk Cunt of a woman.

Any of you soppy lefties still defending kids getting breakfast at school paid for by taxpayers, reply to me all you like with your pathetic arguments about starving children, how much you pay for childcare, how difficult it is to make meals because you're working. Boo bloody hoo.🙄 I've been there, done that, without any help from the state. I just got up and got on with it. Like you should. You made your choices. And I'm not reading your replies. I'm just blocking you because I can't be bothered with your entitlement.

@LawrenceRe10513 Does anyone fall for this nonsense?

@easyJet hi, I'm due to get a 1-day fast track passport, very last minute and will get it be just under 2 hours before I'm due to fly. So, I can't check-in 2 hours prior because I won't have my new passport number. Will I get a boarding pass at the airport approx 1 hour before TO

@DaftLimmy My hero!

@TheAthleticFC Surely has to go to down as the greatest ever.

Carlo Ancelotti says it is likely Real Madrid will be his last job in club management. The 65-year-old is three years into his second spell at Real Madrid and has a contract with the Spanish champions that runs until 2026. Uncertainty over his Madrid future lingered throughout 2023 before he signed a new deal in December amid persistent links to the Brazil job. President of the Brazilian Football Confederation, Ednaldo Rodrigues, said last year that Ancelotti was an obvious choice for the role. Ancelotti admitted the offer of a national team job would give him something to think about, but said he would miss the day-to-day routine of club management. “I think it will be my last club, I have to say” Ancelotti told the Obi One Podcast. “If there would be an opportunity for a national team, I don’t know. I’m not so excited to be in a national team for the fact that I would lose what I like more, the day-by-day. The day-by-day I like. To be here, to prepare the training, to talk to the players, to prepare the games. “This is my season number 29 as a coach. It’s true that I have won a lot but imagine the number of titles I lost. I lost a lot.” More from @AliRampling: nyti.ms/3SxRjy2

@scotlandscoeff1 And no Raskin?

Also, clearly no olive branch has been offered to Todd Cantwell - as him and Hagi are both left out of the squad, as expected

🔵 Rangers QR3 squad Vs Dynamo Kyiv🇺🇦 announced, is 22 players as I expected except: 🔄 Dowell IS in the squad and Nsiala is NOT ☑️ New signing Pröpper was listed before last night's 11pm deadline 2️⃣ Two CHANGES can be made by 11pm on Monday - the day before the first leg (if they sign anyone else) 🆕 Completely new squad can be registered if they reach the playoff round 🅱️ 'B' list is unlimited youth players born in 2003 or later, that have been at the club for 2+ years. That list also gets submitted Monday at 11pm and will include McCausland & Lowry

@DaftLimmy Pity it didn't result in you being able to tell us you met him once and he was surprisingly down to earth, and very funny!

Thoughts and prayers.

@grahamallen Fight what exactly?

After being shot, Trump signals to Americans to FIGHT!!!❤️🇺🇸🇺🇸 THAT IS MY PRESIDENT!!!

@Joey7Barton Get it right up you, scumbag 😂😂😂😂😂😂

@Zonal_Marking The guys a cocksocket

An insane thing to be babbling on about even before the ball has gone in. This utter obsession with ranking individuals as the *primary way* of discussing a team sport really is nauseating. x.com/footballontnt/…

@barneyronay After a CL trip to the Metropolitano earlier this season I, along with 3000 others, had a kettled walk to a tube station 1.5 miles away. They didn't even have the decency to go to the nearest station. Vamos! Away fans get treated like dirt everywhere in Europe, except in Germany

Wembley really showing Spanish and German fans how to celebrate. Which is, as we know, with a 40-minute kettled walk 300 yards to the tube. Vamos!

Got to love Jose but I'll never fully forgive the cunt for Seville #UCLfinal

You can't have ifs/buts/maybes against Real Madrid, they are ruthless and the only way to beat them is to be ruthless #REALMADRİD #UCLfinal

Scotland’s game against Israel delayed as protester chains himself to goal dlvr.it/T7gCbz

@cultkits £110, do they cure cancer?

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@SuellaBraverman And without mentioning the words 'boats' or 'small' tell us one good reason?

Labour will devastate our country. Conservatives need to show people that there’s good reason to vote for us.

@fiago7 @Ali_bhafc Did you just mention fan culture and the EPL in the same sentence? Come on 😂

@Ali_bhafc Yeah that‘s the championship. Proper league! Hope the Premier League doesn’t ruin their fan culture now

The Bundesliga champions celebrate with their fans on the pitch for hours, the Premier League champions sprint into the dressing room as soon as the first fan gets too close. I‘m feeling sorry for every proper English fan for how robotic and emotionless this league has become.

@maxrushden @guardian_sport @Towno10 @PhilippeAuclair @bglendenning Now that Parody Klopp has gone who will take on the responsibility for moaning about KO times and fixture congestion?

Tomorrow’s @guardian_sport football weekly @Towno10 @PhilippeAuclair @bglendenning Any questions?

@sidlowe There's something really really likable about Alonso.

I might just spend the rest of the day watching Archie