if i were a fish

On Green team we have @CupcakeGamer882, @calypssian and @Young__shoot! The Minecraft event hypewoman plus two chaos gremlins... this team's sure to be an interesting watch! 🙌 Watch them in Bingo Museum: After Hours #1 🗓️ Sunday 5th April at 7pm BST / 2pm EDT

Your 20s are for reading Witch hat atelier

when i die i want all the microplastics in my body to be melted down into a tiny dinosaur

Locked in? No. Im tucked in. Goodnight

2025 might have sucked but at least I never relied on Grok or ChatGPT because I’m not a fucking moron

Dear Santa Claus, For Christmas, I want all AI servers and companies to collapse and explode forever.

my mom didn’t raise a quitter, she raised someone so scared of failing that they hesitate to even begin

“So then I asked ChatGPT-“

Address me

Why did a child walk in my door. Hello? Trick or treaters stay outside

TRICK OR TREATERS CAME YIPPEEEE

remember when they fired melissa barrera from this franchise and smeared her name because she spoke out against israel’s ongoing genocide of palestinians

GET BACK IN THERE!

NO GRAVE CAN HOLD MY BOBBY DOWN

Guys claim your tickets 🎟 ‼️

Anyone want to make a YouTube video and end up in a secret relationship for 16 years. Taking applications