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@iJixaw Umm i.think I'm gonnhave 100 hamburger

Welcome to bottom gear mates

@iJixaw HOLY SHITTTTTT

@PapaPoob Lol this guy doesn't do sounding

How the FUCK am I supposed to get this in my penis

I don’t know where the disconnect is, but these gas station boner pills simply won’t fit

@endgamewins @heroicgg @CounterStrike What the hell does she say in this scene lmao

@heroicgg @CounterStrike I can’t get over this bitch’s face like wtf is this casting

POV: Cache is finally back after 7 years 🥹

@GeneralSamsSec Hey guys its me pube

@realjesseonfire Its because literally no one gives enough of a shit to look into whether it's real or not

🚨 DID YOU KNOW the “security footage” released around the Trump assassination attempt may show signs of AI generation… and almost nobody is asking why? Not a conspiracy. Not a meme. Frame-by-frame anomalies. Visual artifacts. Timing problems. Continuity breaks. Publicly available footage. Open-source analysis. Good thing your boy lives in deep research. SO HERE’S THE PART THEY HOPE YOU NEVER SLOW DOWN ENOUGH TO NOTICE. In this full breakdown, I show: Possible AI-style motion artifacts hidden in plain sight Irregular shadow and lighting behavior Timing inconsistencies in the sequence Details in the footage that appear… off And why the official narrative may have major holes Because if this footage is authentic… it should withstand scrutiny. If it isn’t? That raises much bigger questions. Some platforms don’t seem eager for this analysis to circulate. Convenient. Watch the FULL video while it’s up. Then ask yourself: Was this real security footage… Or something manufactured to shape perception? The evidence is in the video. Decide for yourself. 👀 If you want, I can make it even more “Jesse On FIRE nuclear” with LEAKED / WHAT THEY DON’T WANT YOU TO SEE energy too.

M CLASS SOLAR FLARE IN PROGRESS EVERYONE HOLY SHITTTT!!!!!!

@goodcharls Morgpie is trans right

I appreciate the normalization of sex slavery.

@SkepticalPickle Bro Dats Dat Shit From Star Trek

recession indicator

I've received 50 out of 500, there's 450usd left, please share if you can. All 3 contacted me yesterday and they all have similar cases

@RyLiberty @Antunes1 Weat heals

@Antunes1 Why do they weat heels

Tristan Tate gets BRUTALLY HEIGHT MOGGED by a group of giant women 💀💀💀

Why is petrol now as cheap as it was before the war, isn't the Straight of Hormuz closed and also blockaded? And we've also had refineries explode (completely normal occurrence, especially the Northrup Grumman MQ-4C)

@TobyTurner This has slightly racist undertones

business idea: rolling papers made out of job applications

@SunWeatherMan You have a 0.5km wide ass?

Uhhh. 0.5km wide my ass That’s in the 8-20km wide range given the brightness

@SunWeatherMan A lot of people get really upset about their precious devils lettuce

A win for the freedom/choice/merit/competition mindset Likely a loss for the country overall (Insert every pothead crying about the benefits) Ya I know… but that’s different from wake-and-bake dab hits and “stay high” til you sleep… isn’t it? We aren’t even supposed to be smoking it, we are supposed to eat it.

@RyLiberty Lmao

🇮🇳🇮🇷 Reuters: “The Indian oil tanker "SANMAR HERALD", which was fired upon by boats of the IRGC last Sunday, fell victim to a cryptocurrency scam.” “According to reports, the ship was contacted by an Indian man claiming to represent the Navy of the IRGC. The captain then transferred a large amount of USDT and was "granted the right of passage." “When the ship reached the Strait of Hormuz, it was fired upon by the actual Navy of the IRGC, which had not issued any permission for the ship to pass.”

@anomalyxd @CounterStrike Analmoly

@CounterStrike HUH why so late update wtf almost 6 am 🤣

Today we released an update for the Animgraph 2 beta. More information here: steamcommunity.com/games/CSGO/ann…

Worst space weather health concern: THE ZERO DAY

@Gizzmo4141 Yes i did

Are you telling me a Shrimp Fried this Rice?