•ZEEZUS•

Pupster learned a new trick today

thinking about ways to be silly

If Mexico decides to declare war on the UK because of this Great British Bake Off Mexico week, I think we should provide the Mexican government with $10 Billion in military aide

Disney Channel KNEW how tf to do a Halloween episode

whoever normalized $65 hoodies & $80 sweatpants needs to be jumped

Parties r funny cuz everyone think they important n literally no one is

“covid coming back” bitch where did it go 😭

I wonder if Gen Zs watch Maury when they miss school? Or that was just us ?

NYC influencers think they are so special, and why??? Anyone can make living in NYC look cool. Go influence in like Missouri or something, then I will be impressed.

I hate going to the nail salon. I wish I could just drop my hands and feet off and come back for them

So absurd that anyone was ever convinced a mom collecting welfare was hurting them more than a billionaire making workers pee in bottles.

me after losing over a year of my life to the pandemic

deff getting worried about all these covid variants, if college taught me anything once u start seeing greek letters everywhere u need to run

everyone knows that emotionally the day ends at 330

asking a hot girl with IBS why she’s running late is a HIPAA violation