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@misumuzi_4 He is conflating two different procedures. One is the SLA that can be signed beforehand and the other is the normal procurement procedures. If there is a lawful SLA signed, his explanation makes sense. But he is wilfully leaving out important parts to make it sound legal.

🎈‼️🔥 Accountants, what comes first in the bid transaction: purchase order or invoice? The process explained by Mr. Mnisi sounds confusing. #MadlangaCommission

@misumuzi_4 Conflating an SLA with an normal Procurement procedure. These guys are the problem.

🎈‼️🔥 Purchase Order and its Relationship to the Invoice Confusion: Justice Madlanga directly intervened to seek clarification on the purpose, timing, and generation of a Purchase Order in the City of Tshwane’s procurement process for the TMPD security services (particularly ad-hoc components of the tender) Justice Madlanga was not asking a basic admin question, he was testing a core control principle: Is a Purchase Order (PO) a pre-authorisation tool, or merely an after-the-fact payment mechanism? That distinction goes to the heart of whether the procurement process was controlled or bypassed. Mnisi’s Answer implied: ▪️ Deployment letter issued Services rendered ▪️PO created afterwards Invoice processed This effectively reduces the PO to: "A document to facilitate payment after the fact” This is where the red flag emerged. Why the Commissioner Intervened Justice Madlanga’s correction was subtle but decisive. The concern was: A PO is supposed to define and approve: ▪️Scope (guards, vehicles, sites) ▪️Cost ▪️Duration It must exist before work begins, not after Otherwise: ▪️There is no prior budget commitment ▪️No real financial control The system becomes vulnerable to retrospective regularisation What Should Have Been Said: A clear and credible answer would have acknowledged both principle and problem. Mnisi should have confirmed that the correct and required sequence is PO before services and invoice. Mnisi’s actual response created the confusion: he described the sequence as TMPD first issuing a deployment/allocation letter, the service provider completing the work, and only then a PO being generated (followed by the invoice for payment). This reversed the normative order and appeared to align with the irregular post-facto POs that other witnesses had already flagged as problematic in this very tender. Mnisi’s actual phrasing created the impression that the PO was merely an after-the-fact administrative step to “pay the invoice,” which is the opposite of proper procurement controls If, in certain instances, POs were issued after services had already been rendered, that would not be in line with prescribed controls and would constitute a deviation from proper process.

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JUST IN: Businessman Suliman Carrim has been rushed to hospital after suffering a suspected heart attack while at a gym in Johannesburg this morning. His current condition has not yet been confirmed. Carrim is expected to appear before the Madlanga Commission later this week, where he is scheduled to continue his testimony.

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General Nhlanhla Mkhwanazi sends Sgt Fannie Nkosi a 2PAC song "Last Mother Fucker breathing" After Khumalo's arrest, Mkhwanazi sent Nkosi a 2Pac song, which Nkosi forwarded to Motsumi, interpreting it as Mkhwanazi's resolve to fight to the end by the Madlanga Commission Evidence leader Adv Mathew Chaskalson

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WATCH | Finance Minister Enoch Godongwana says he does not see the value of the NSFAS institution, as opposed to the bursary scheme, noting that R700 million is spent annually on administration, which could cover the fees of 9,000 students. He adds, “All people who have sentimental ties with NSFAS are attacking me.”

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After the CJNG placed a $1.5 million bounty on the woman who betrayed their boss, "El Mencho," by exposing his location to the Mexico military, The woman brother who works for a local cartel saw it as a quick money making opportunity. In the early hours of today, he handed her over to the CJNG's armed wing. Many people in Mexico are reportedly happy about her capture, believing it will allow for revenge against her.

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Which alcohol left you so wrecked you promised never to touch it again ?