ZB Simpson

Hear me out here… What if… Stay with me… I know it’s revolutionary, but keep your mind open… WHAT IF THE RICH JUST PAID THEIR FAIR AMOUNT OF TAX SO THAT WE DON’T HAVE TO FUCKING DO THIS BULLSHIT HAGGLING WHILE WE KEEP LEAVING THE POOR TO CONSTANTLY LANGUISH?

tfw you realize you accidentally said the quiet part extremely loud

"What do they think will happen when no one can afford rent?" Baby, why do you think they are criminalizing homelessness. We're gonna be free labor til we die or we free ourselves.

LMFAOOOO amber rose wasn’t lying

@mattspx Our boy is coming with us on our honeymoon - we just can't leave him behind!

i can’t converse with people who think dogs are just dogs. what do you mean you lock him in a cage for 9 hours a night? what do you mean you can’t wait to chuck him in a kennel and go on holiday? these are living breathing highly intelligent angels who have eternal love oozing out of their cute little paws

Stupid promises, made for stupid reasons should be broken, especially if implementing them will cause harm to the already vulnerable. This is a good decision by @AlboMP

18 years. My most controversial opinion is that family vlogging content is exploitation & no one should be doing it in ways that expose children who are incapable of informed consent to a lifelong invasion of their privacy

This does seem to sum up the entire culture war.

@crisis_uk Are they also introducing a bill to draw blood from stones?

The UK Government is trying to pass new laws that would criminalise sleeping on the streets with a fine up to £2,500, or even prison.

THREAD: Albuquerque, NM, has become the largest U.S. city to permanently make public transportation free for everyone. It’s a huge way to help those who need it most. And, it’s saving the city money. Here’s how /1

It's called Homeless, Not Toothless, Liz. They're going to give 13 lucky homeless people veneers modeled off of celebrity teeth. I was going to offer mine but apparently because they're made of "reconstituted Tiffany porcelain," they're not legally teeth. Your loss, homeless!

What if I told you there was a disease that tangles a woman’s organs together but the only money we’ve spent trying to figure out why is because sometimes it means she cant get pregnant

And it happens to 1 in 10 of them and slowly debilitates them over time. #endometriosis

“Groceries aren’t expensive just shop at Aldis” “masking won’t be reinstated covid is gone “AI is here to stay” “9-5s require your whole life get used to it” GOD DAMN yall just do not believe in us deserving a better fucking world do you

@rhipratchett I can only imagine the feeling.

@ambernoelle The only reason we know anything about our dogs history is because he's a rescue greyhound and the industry is required to keep that info on file. Otherwise, it's pound mutts all the way for us.