Zach Fusfeld says free palestine 🇵🇸

@psigarrito @ErrorGramatica It’s called threading, it’s how people get their eyebrows done as well

@ErrorGramatica Cómo cojones te quitan la barba dos hilos

Un hombre que temía la depilación con cera decidió buscar un método alternativo y terminó eliminando el exceso de barba con depilación con hilo.

@FadedMTG Why though?

I've never triple sleeved a deck before... That shit sucked ass

@aknox92 @SaffronOlive No it doesn’t

@SaffronOlive good thing this looks exactly like adventure, I'm sure it won't be confusing at all

I know this is a leak rather than an official spoiler, but since this seems to be confusing people I'm like 99% sure that you can't just cast Ancestral Recall. My guess is that ability it tied to the creature being prepared. So play the creature, pay one to Ancestral and then you'll need to prepare again by exiling eight cards from your graveyard if you want to do it again. At least that's my guess.

@Ashlizzlle_ Just be happy they didn’t make it timewalk!!

Sorry if me being shocked at that comes across dumb but I would have really just expected such powerful spells to be a one time effect not something that can be used over and over like an activated ability 😳

Someone shared this in the comments.. I assume this means that you can just keep preparing creatures and keep casting the alpha spells over and over WHAT THE FUCK LMAO

@internetdevon And he doesn’t look even remotely like afroman!! Insane

tmz said we all look alike

@BDEgameowners Duh, storm count

im sure izzet players will find a use for this

@kristinatastic Maids in waiting

I've been working on this important list for a couple of years now. What am I missing?

@ChefReactions Damn maybe this is why I actually buy a waffle maker

@DavidLeavitt @BDEgameowners Golden girls set goes hard

I dont recognize this game anymore 😩

@edmundmcmillen Yooooo advanced wars!! I bring this up every now and then with folks and i always get blank stares. Such a good set of games

my top 25 games of all time ( in no specific order ) 1.Magic the gathering 2.katamari damacy 3.Twilight zone (pinball) 4.Spelunky 5.Overwatch 6.Elden ring 7.Dnd 5e 8.RE4 9.smash bros. ( the good one ) 10.Rock band 11.Advanced wars 12.Viewtiful joe 13.Shadow of the colossus 14.Tony hawk 2 15.Slay the spire 16.Pokemon go 17.Diablo 2 18.Zelda: link to the past 19.Fallout ( 1-3d whatever ) 20.Dungeon crawl classics 21.Wwf no mercy 22. Theater of magic (pinball) 23.Warioware 24.Tetris 25.Terraforming mars If a really good game isn’t listed, there’s a high probability that I simply never played it.

@bluestberries I mean, it’s actually not incorrect, ESPECIALLY in formerly fat people who have lot weight. Carrying a lot of weight is naturally going to form muscles on the thing carrying them (your legs!)

imagine calling a muscle a "fat person thing" like my friend there is literally no fat here

@BoshNRoll The best argument against the reserve list is that gatekeeping a card game is stupid, but this is a good addendum

Premodern is doing a great job highlighting how Magic collectability vs. playability should work. This is also a great argument against the reserved list. #MTG

@Esquilax77 @MartinJuza Nothing unclear about it at all

@MartinJuza I dont think banning someone on an interpretarion of un unclear video is the best way forward. Shuffling or at least cutting should be mandatory for opponent. I dont pay attention to my shuffling that muc when in the middle of a match. I do believe it was intentional though

Swift and decisive action. Well done. Lots of respect for your event and management. This should be the standard.

@bourne_beth2345 Lady, you are lucky you didn’t get your ass beat!

Here’s the entire interaction in one clip. Before she threatens to k*ll me, I asked her a series of questions: 1. At what age is a girl mature enough to have top surgery? 2. How did you feel about your body changing as you were going through puberty? 3. Do you think it’s hatred to tell girls they can be healthy and whole? 4. Do you know any transgender children? 5. Do you have a transgender child? 6. And how did they know they were transgender? 7. At what age did you know you were a c-i-s woman? 8. And why did your child think they were transgender? 9. Does your child go to a public school in California? 10. Did they learn there could be 13 gender identities? 11. How much money does a surgeon make off of giving a girl top surgery? 12. Do you think your transgender child might one day have top surgery and a phalloplasty? 13. Is that something you would allow them to have? This was last Saturday at the @CA_Dem Democratic Party convention in San Francisco.

@UsagiKaede1 Finest hour, sublime archangel, cathedral of war, battlegrace angel

Chat give me your best budget includes for Rafiq!

@RepNancyMace What’s it like being so brain dead you por slop shit like this?

So tell me, what was it like being married to your brother?

@matthew_gundy @insanedms Being a landlord is not a job lmfao

@insanedms Stupid response. Being a landlord is his job. But bad on the landlord for not having an "Intent to Sign" clause.

@caro_irl Fun fact Kamigawa Block was when I first started playing magic (I’m old)

@caro_irl Definitely kamigawa block pauper tiny leaders

What’s MTG's “fourth” format? Standard, Premodern, and Cube are pretty clearly the top 3 but the 4th is more ambiguous. I feel like the main contenders are probably Legacy, Pioneer, Kamigawa Block Pauper Tiny Leaders, or maybe Modern

@CheckYourCalc @AltamiraVT Shut the fuck up you chud

@AltamiraVT The affected individuals falsified the information for their license.

I’m sorry if this is historically ignorant, but is this not the single greatest civil rights violation of 21st century America??