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This is now the worst season ever

This is Manchester United. Always ❤️ Introducing the @adidasFootball x Manchester United 2026/27 home jersey, available now 🔗

Introducing the #U18PL Player of the Season 🥁 Congratulations to @ManUtd’s young star, JJ Gabriel 👏

⚒️😁 Pep Guardiola: “Come on you Irons!”. @BeanymanSports 🎥

Only 6 times out of 13, United players won the FWA player of the award while winning the league. These people had no issues when others were winning this award with United being champions. Now that it’s their precious little Arsenal, they are hurt.

@SamJDean Shut the fuck up

With respect to my colleagues in the football writing industry, I am stunned that Bruno Fernandes has been named FWA Footballer of the Year instead of Declan Rice. Rice has literally won more matches this season (35) than Fernandes has even played (34). telegraph.co.uk/football/2026/…

Overheard behind me while watching #H5N1 NAS workshop today: "You want to really make a pandemic, make hantavirus human transmissible"

30 million fans have now signed a petition calling for Kylian Mbappe to leave Real Madrid 😳✍️

2023: Corona ended 2026: Hantavirus

@AnythingLFC_ What’s the win percentage

Liverpool. European Royalty.

Unbeaten Champions League/European Cup Winners: •Inter Milan: 1963/64 •Ajax: 1971/72, 1994/95 •Nottingham Forest: 1978/79 •Liverpool: 1980/81, 1983/84 •AC Milan: 1988/89, 1993/94 •Red Star Belgrade: 1990/91 •Marseille: 1992/93 •Man United: 1998/99, 2007/08 •Barcelona: 2005/06 •Bayern Munich: 2019/20 •Manchester City: 2022/23 •Real Madrid: 2023/24 Delusional Arsenal fans think they are special

@_abochie Bookmarked, we’ll be back

Oi 😮‍💨

@centregoals @SkySports What a load of bollocks

🚨🚨| Arsenal on course to become the 𝐑𝐈𝐂𝐇𝐄𝐒𝐓 𝐂𝐋𝐔𝐁 in England. 🔴🤑 They are likely to overtake Liverpool and Manchester City as the English club with the largest revenue when clubs publish their next set of accounts. [@SkySports]

@Charzo_12 You’re not that club

Rule no.1: Never allow Arteta's Arsenal to score first.

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Lmao city have bottled it

I hate to say it but he made the only right move in this day & age

Didn't Garnacho leave United and join Chelsea for Champions league football? Fucking fantastic stuff. 😂

Chelsea 😂😂😂

How Liverpool fans saw the Sesko goal

@DeshinaofEkiti @AbsoluteBruno 😂😂😂😂 where’s chessy??

@AbsoluteBruno You ain't surviving top 4

We still have Villa, Chelsea and Liverpool to play…