Zombie Toast

2025 fucking sucks. Merry Christmas.

I have achieved new levels of on-screen chaos.

Still going... The only thing keeping this in check is the fact that peg values are capped at 1 decilion, which is clearly a poor decision. 1 out of 10.

I have accidentally turned this game into Cookie Clicker.

May have broken Nubby's Number Factory. This has been going on about 20 minutes now.

Lich

Big goofus and gallant energy

Sometimes, you know it's a bad idea, but...

Glub glub glub

Been banging my head against Noita, because apparently I'm the sort of person who can get addicted to losing a game. Things are going pretty good with this run, managed to find myself a little bit of cash.

Ran across an old-timey insult that I'm definitely tucking away for the name for some kind of gangly boogeyman: The Duke of Limbs.

Then again, they usually make it through eventually, so I can hardly say they're doing it wrong. Meanwhile I'll be sitting here with 50+ hours invested in a single playthrough, ending at nearly day 100

Admittedly, I tend to play darkwood and similar games very conservatively, so it's always slightly bemusing to see streamers speedrunning through the first couple of hideouts, only to run headfirst into a lack of advanced crafting materials and inventory/workbench upgrades.

Always enjoy watching streams of Darkwood, both because it's fun to see people's reactions to such an incredibly well-crafted horror experience and because you get to see the chat inflicting some of the absolute worst advice you've ever heard on these poor vtubers.

@EyePatchWolf You inflict this sort of cursed knowledge on Woolie and you wonder why people think you're the villain. smh.

not my finest moment.

Meanwhile, the other NPC character is currently powering their way up one of the endgame dungeons with 4th-tier equipment on the way to the highest ranked weapon shop. Somehow managing to just barely survive every encounter that should annihilate him. Almost rooting for him.

Recently survived our sixth or seventh Darkling incident. All but one Darkling has been the same NPC character who keeps losing everything and going Darkling, which keeps them from accumulating any wealth thus staying in last place. Repeat ad infinitum.

After watching Super Eyepatch Wolf's streams (and seeing it was on sale), I decided to go ahead and buy Dokapon Kingdom. Because I have too many friends and I need to find a way to ruin a few relationships.