Machi Pulao 🍉

Masi came to see me. Mom & masi sitting together. Suddenly started talking about my childhood & how my dadi’s side did evil things to mom. I observed how it is almost instinctive in women to fuel the kids. In early years, I used to feel bad for weeks after these instances. It is nothing wrong. It is just the programming. I am sure you all were made to hate your chachi, bhua etc. It all came from your wiring done by mom & her kins. I do not have a bhua. Otherwise maybe she would have told me things about my masi & nani. These house politics have affected even the most capable & sane kings. After an age, you gotta be careful about all these things.

Nestle, Dasani or aquafina?

desi parents treat electronic items like human "thori dair AC bnd kar do bichara kab sy chal rha hai"

if you were my wife i would buy you 300 ka doodh every single day btw

PERFECT representation of Moore's law man!

This girl isn’t happy with her husband right after marriage because she’s not getting her monthly 30k pocket money which is meant for things like premma/anhaar milk, occasional foodpanda orders under rs1000 and parlour expenses for facepolish hair treatments and pedicures. 🤦🏻

How men look at you when you tell him to block his rapist buddy male friend

Pace telecom in islamabad as internet provider is shit and pathetic customer service as well. Very bad experience. Nayatel is much better and they're at least professional.

Do u prefer low or high socks?

Karachi and Lahore aren't places on some other planet. They are cities in Pakistan that happen to offer work opportunities for people from less privileged areas of the country. Seeing tweets like "Oh the city is so much better without the non-natives" every Eid is so gross.