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@Dior hi

That mostly favour the whites. Be precise

Good Friday reminds us of Jesus Christ’s sacrifice. May this day further deepen the values of harmony, compassion and forgiveness. May brotherhood and hope guide us all.

Bravo!

The first cameraman to record a quarrel perfectly without missing a single moment. 💔😂

WTF???? No nah No nah What is this? What would you do?

Most of us are actually Duolingo dropouts.

Bro, you don't go on a date to make a woman like you You go on a date with a woman that already likes you

I just realised how lonely I am. I don’t talk to anybody, text anybody, nobody comes over my place, and I don’t go anywhere. I feel like I’ve cut the whole world off somehow.

Your mother should never put her hands on your wife 😤😤😤😡😡😡😡!!! What’s wrong with Nigerians ‼️🇳🇬

Recovering and ready to watch the game today. Let's go, Al Nassr! 🟡🔵

Indeed, it is madness

every time i go out in public i genuinely feel like an alien pretending to be a human and everyone around me can tell

A Nigerian guy in Germany was deported back to Nigeria because of Recharge card. It happened that this guy, name withheld went to a Kiosk to buy a recharge card of 10 Euros. The scatch card was sold to him. He scratched it and later returned the card and says it has been used . A heated argument started that resulted into FRACAS. This made the Kiosk owner call the German police. The police came, interrogated the guy but the guy still insists that he didn't use d card. The police now discharge the guy after the guy's money was given to him. Police then proceeded to doing investigation. They called the card subscriber. It was reveaved that the guy was the one that loaded the card. The police went straight to d guy. After series of questions, he was taken to the deportation camp. He was later deported back to Nigeria for being dishonest. Some people are just the weapon fashioned against their own self.

"Sir, still no missiles headed our direction" "Refresh it again"

So 611K likes exists on twitter, yet I have none. @elonmusk fix my algorithm

E get some phases wey you gats experience yourself. If person warn you, you go think say their own too much .

I received a wedding invitation. At the bottom it said: “Your presence itself is a gift. We don't want any gifts at the wedding.” I was confused, so I read it again and again. It's been an hour & I'm still confused! Am I invited or not??

Men are babies! My brother, who was a 400-level student at the time, had some severe rashes on his p£nis. He called our parents to complain. They sent him money to go to the hospital for treatment, but after a few days, it reoccurred. So they told him to come home. When he got home, he said, “Mummy, come and see o.” My mum asked, “See what?” Then he removed his trousers… whaaaa! My mum shouted, “Jesus! This thing has become so big like this. No wonder that girl is always asking about you!” Embarrassed, my brother quickly put his trousers back on.

I am fully convinced that 2019 was the last normal year we ever had. Ever since then, it feels like everything’s broken. Everyone is constantly anxious, time moves too fast, and nothing actually feels real anymore. The world as we knew it is just gone