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Hey @Diglett5050 , @onthespotname said I tweet about the Crew too much so heres a train me and Cohen built for your viewing pleasure.

@saltydeplorable @kev_egan Ok. But then Claudio plays over Gio and Mrs Reyna starts talking shit and telling Claudio to start tanking to get Gio in and just... oof.

@kev_egan Claudio Reyna as we have no midfield general. Have to consider one of the goalies too

If you could bring any former #USMNT player back in their prime for this World Cup, who is it and why?

@4TheCrewPodcast @kev_egan Onyewu kicking Zlatan's ass might be the closest to winning the world cup the US every gets

@4TheCrewPodcast @kev_egan This is a good call. Him and Mcbride are my favorites.

@buildingaclub @WeAreAustinTV Ha ha. Nah

@WeAreAustinTV 2 things holding Stu back from the USMNT: He punches balls out he needs to wrap up. Turner beats him there. His distribution to wingbacks running up the line on the counter is below par. Freese beats him there. Love him, but I’m not sure he’s a step up for the NT.

This is the goalkeeper the USMNT needs heading into the World Cup. 🇺🇸 Brad Stuver is better than both Matt Turner and Matt Freese right now. Time to have that conversation. 👀 #austinfc #verde | WAATV

@VocalMajority3 @ClownWorld I understood he was just lying but didn't ever figure out the joke part of it

@ClownWorld The number of people who do not realize he is joking is the really disturbing thing about this.

Will Ferrell flies first class while his kids sit in economy on a different airline. His reasoning: "They gotta earn it." Some people love it. Others think it's a bit much. To each their own

@amcalabrese12 We are handsome tho

Pochettino: “We need competitive games to arrive to the World Cup at our best. We cannot have the idea that we are so good, we are so handsome, so well dressed, we are Americans.” #usmnt

@ZonaMerengue29 @pabloespinosa11 He saying if you don't catch it before retroactive punishment is meaningless.

@pabloespinosa11 Imagínate escribir tanto para decir semejante tontería. Bajo ese mismo concepto ningún caso de corrupción deportiva debería ser sancionada, la Juventus ganó en el campo sus títulos y se los sacaron.

Sé que son casos muy diferentes, pero todo el tema de Senegal y Marruecos me hace pensar en algo de lo que se hablaba mucho al principio del caso de los 130 cargos del Manchester City. Los títulos ganados son muy difíciles de quitar una vez han sido celebrados. Y es justamente por eso, porque ya se han celebrado. Cuando se decía que se le iban a quitar Premier Leagues al City por jugar con otras reglas (supuestamente), no le veía nada de sentido. El gol de Agüero no se puede eliminar de la memoria colectiva, ni tampoco la Premier de los 100 puntos. Son cosas que sucedieron y que fueron celebradas por unos y maldecidas por otros. Entiendo el concepto de eliminar los títulos del palmarés. Pero aún así los títulos son mucho más que una página en wikipedia. Son los recuerdos, los gritos, las lágrimas y los abrazos con tu gente. Y todo eso no se puede borrar. Por eso, estoy mucho más a favor de que este tipo de casos se castiguen, si es necesario, con sanciones de cara al futuro como las deducciones de puntos.

@Eyesandvibes Cool thing about rain jackets is when its nit raining they're still just jackets. 😁

Any reason we are coming out with rain ponchos 😭

I feel like I'm watching the final season of GOT. Can't see shit. #usmnt

I just hope everyone has fun (cause 8 cannot tell who is who) #usmnt

Light pink vs lighter pink team doesn't work well on my television #usmnt

@_Pat_Murphy If the whole league pitched in Miami could afford him

#Crew96 can't afford Casemiro's reported contract ask. Hell, Manchester United isn't willing to pay him beyond this season unless he takes a pay cut and he's arguably been their second-best player this season. Frankly, I'm not sure I buy LA or Miami (especially Miami) being able to afford him unless he just wants to live in those cities. The final thing is, he's 34 and can't do a lot of the physical things asked of a No. 6 any more. It's part of the reason United aren't willing to pay him as much to stay. The Gomes addition was a bit of a surprise at 32. The Crew has a clear track record when looking at international players. It was a silly rumor in the offseason and it definitely ain't happening now. The Crew signed their central midfielder.

Because the “fans” aren’t allowed in yet.

@SpangledBallers @Eyesandvibes Those are actually some of the matches I've been watching hoping game ticket prices will drop.

@Eyesandvibes I think the truth is somewhere in the middle. The ticket pricing is way too high, period. There’s also truth to the lack of premier matchups in the Group Stages - in Atlanta specifically it’s abysmal. No one wants to see Saudi Arabia vs Haiti regardless of ticket prices lol

All these economists found their way to my comments when I complained about unreasonable ticket pricing practices. Well now, how’s that demand side of supply and demand going?

@Kat_A_Tonic Don't want anyone associated with the 🥦

I mean I begged pleaded and borrowed until Pipa returned…so while I doubt Nancy is returning, or Bez. If a player I keep thinking could it by Gyasi? He was a fan favorite with great leadership or Jonah? I would love to see Mensah back out there.

@thecrewrhino It's "eating" you up. Like food. Pizza is food. Dom Oduro in bound LFG!!!

It’s eating me up to not be able to share the #Crew96 news I referenced yesterday. I don’t want to interfere with the negotiations, which are still actively happening. Some people have guessed right. But some of the guesses are hilarious. I can promise it’s not Connor Maloney

@DesireeAmerica4 I'm sorry you all had to hear this from me, but they're both assholes

The new POV video just completely cleared Jack Reacher. ​The media called it a Hollywood meltdown. The reality is much simpler: actions have consequences. ​The neighbor just confessed. He stepped in front of a moving dirt bike. He shoved a 240lb father to the ground. Twice. ​You cannot play neighborhood traffic cop, assault a man in front of his kids, and then play the victim when he finally swings back. ​When you throw the first shove, you sign the waiver for whatever happens next. FAFO.

So is all of #Crew96 nation now just soending the day texting names of old Crew players in their group chats?

I lol’d (But refereeing takes have nothing to do with the teams involved!)

@andrew_wiebe People make mistakes and the rules are the rules but its funny it just keeps happening to 1 team

Gonna leave this here, and also remind you that this diagram applies for any/all instances of boundaries (ie out of bounds, outside of the 18-yard box etc). #InstantReplay out soon!