ZacharyColbert 🕵🏻‍♂️

Guys please keep fudding $RIO so I can keep buying cheap bags ty 🙏 You're absolutely right: ➡️ The new proposal is trash! ➡️ The protocol has no utility ➡️ RWA is not a leading narrative ➡️ The @realio_network team are actually ducks ➡️ The earth is flat and property is a mirage

@coinbureau Car Bureau

🚨 FORMER FERRARI CHAIRMAN WHEN ASKED ABOUT NEW ELECTRIC FERRARI: “I cannot say what I really think... I would harm Ferrari. I hope they at least remove the prancing horse."

@stacy_muur @raincards @dakota_xyz You misspelled @Krak

My filter for crypto/neobank plays ↓ Promising: → @raincards Stablecoin card/account infra for fintechs. Clear B2B rails angle, not another random crypto bank app. → @dakota_xyz Stablecoin-powered business banking. Treasury + payments infra feels like a cleaner wedge than consumer neobank #493. → @fasset Emerging-market stablecoin banking. This one makes sense: cross-border payments, SMB banking, and dollar access are real pain points. Meh, too early: → @useTria Self-custodial neofinance app. The product is interesting, but consumer crypto banking still needs stronger evidence beyond power users. → @Plasma Plasma infra is interesting, but Plasma One as a neobank still feels early. Yield + cashback is useful, but I want to see retention after incentives cool down. I’d avoid: → @xplaceapp Double-digit APY, high cashback, credit line, lifestyle perks. In think this has too many shiny hooks at once. → @BleapApp Crypto card, high cashback, yield, trading, savings, global payments. Useful product, but rewards-first neobanks are a crowded graveyard. → @oobit Useful crypto spending app, but I don’t see a serious neobank angle yet. “Pay with crypto anywhere” + cashback is convenient, but not enough of a moat for me. → @KarmaWallet Useful features, but it feels more like a crypto money app than a focused banking play. I have a simple rule: if a pitch starts with APY, cashback, points, or “spend crypto anywhere,” I’m probably passing. But let me know what you think.

@Krak We all have to get jobs

What if just holding isn't enough?

@StarPlatinum_ You forgot $ANYONE in Confidential

Stop being sidelined The market is now looking at: AI infrastructure - $TAO - $RENDER - $AKT - $ICP - $IO - $GRT - $GRASS AI agents - $VIRTUAL - $FET - $MOR - $OLAS - $PROMPT - $AIXBT Privacy money - $ZEC - $XMR - $BDX Private DeFi - $RAIL - $AZTEC - $ROSE Confidential compute - $PHA - $NIL - $ZAMA - $RLC - $SCRT More about the thesis below, bookmark👇

@MarioNawfal "She caused me to sin." Great example of a mature man taking accountability for his own shortcomings

@thescalpingpro Great. But no one owns enough Bitcoin, and everyone's waiting to offload their shitcoins

#Bitcoin - The 4 Year Cycle is over? 🤔 Cycle 1 (2011 - 2014) 2011 - Buy 2012 - Hold 2013 - Sell 2014 - Bear Market Cycle 2 (2015 - 2018) 2015 - Buy 2016 - Hold 2017 - Sell 2018 - Bear Market Cycle 3 (2019 - 2022) 2019 - Buy 2020 - Hold 2021 - Sell 2022 - Bear Market Cycle 4 (2023 - 2026) 2023 - Buy 2024 - Hold 2025 - Sell 2026 - Bear Market (we are here) Cycle 5 (2027 - 2030) 2027 - Buy 2028 - Hold 2029 - Sell 2030 - Bear Market So far the 4 year cycle is still on track and everything is playing out perfectly. If the structure holds, 2027 becomes the next major accumulation window.

@junkbondanalyst The worst thing about that email is his spelling, punctuation and grammar

JPMorgan’s Lorna Hajdini is dropping receipts in her countersuit against ex-banker Chirayu Rana, saying his claims are total fabrication. The leveraged finance executive is now being flooded with vile threats over email from creeps, brought on by his allegedly frivolous lawsuit.

@TheCinesthetic Let's not forget the OG bathroom fight scene from Eastern Promises

The bathroom fight in Mission: Impossible Fallout (2018) feels like 3 different action stars trying to outdo each other. Tom Cruise, Henry Cavill & Liang Yang smash that entire room apart with almost no music, which somehow makes every hit land even harder.

@pete_rizzo_ That pussy's got paper hands

BILLIONAIRE MARK CUBAN JUST DROPPED A MASSIVE WARNING AGAINST #BITCOIN: “BTC HAS LOST THE PLOT" "I'VE SOLD MOST OF MY BTC" "IT'S NOT THE HEDGE I EXPECTED IT TO BE"

@GeeksGamersCom Rachel Zegler 2.0 When will they learn?

Supergirl Star Milly Alcock Attacks Fans Again, Mocks Christian Dads, Says It’s OK to Piss Off “The Right People” "For many DC and superhero fans, the comment reinforced a growing belief that Hollywood increasingly views portions of its audience with outright contempt, especially more traditional or conservative viewers."

@Leooweb3 AI slop

Flirting with a fat girl at the gym is like buying Bitcoin in 2009

@coinbureau If you're in crypto, pivot to robotics, huh CoinBureau?

🔥CHINA JUST UNVEILED A $650K RIDEABLE ROBOT Robots are getting cooler by the day. A Chinese company just released a real-life mecha you can climb inside and possibly control. Basically a Transformer for the big boys. 🤖

@krakenfx 🩸🩸🩸

Describe your portfolio using emojis only 💀

@Cointelegraph All that's doing is shaving his head

🇨🇳 NEW: Chinese cities are rolling out AI-powered robot barber kiosks that scan customers in 3D and cut hair with millimeter precision for just 60 yen per session.

@SydneyLWatson We all know why

Why'd they turn off the comments? 🤔

@trader1sz Rewatched this recently. Masterclass in tight af storytelling - one location, small cast, and great performances all round - Rear Window is hard to beat

The real movies where made in the 90s and earlier Anything after doesn’t come close

@CAPTA1NSCARLET Tow with a 4x4 safest and easiest way to do it mate

anyone got any advice for getting my car out of a ditch

@AaronBastani This bro clearly doesn't know how dirty London Underground is

We need to double, maybe triple, the budget for the British transport police.

@coinbureau If you're in crypto, pivot to finance

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@tradermatt That Monday's the hardest. Easiest 48 hour fast I did was when travelling back from Spain - kept moving and stayed busy. Being at home is when it gets tough imo

some tips for a 48 hour fast? thinking of eating dinner at 5pm on a sunday and not eating again until 5pm on a tuesday