Zach Baran

It is my birthday today

For years, the Israeli right has held onto the mantra of “no matter what we will do they will hate us,” and that to a large extent is true, but the solution to this problem was never “so let’s just do whatever we want.”

Pierogies are only for those pure of heart

🚨💙 Sam Beukema to Napoli, here we go! Deal agreed with Bologna for €31m fee plus add-ons. Beukema has agreed to the move weeks ago and he’s now set to sign documents in the upcoming hours. New centre back for Antonio Conte, coming soon.

@VIVAPRIMADONNA Uh oh, what’d Florida do this time?

Comical LOL

We don’t yet know the names of the 67 people we were killed, and you are blaming Democrats and DEI policies and Air Traffic Control and, seemingly, the member of the US military flying that Black Hawk helicopter. Don't you think you're getting ahead of the investigation?   Trump: “I don't think so at all…”

@itsmissabs Oh racism in America 🤦🏼‍♂️

Ted Lasso ❤️

Facts 😂

@sinxsakurai This sounds fun

Who wanna micro-flirt

@itsmissabs Hoping for the best 🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻

@itsmissabs Cap

Mid

Severely underestimated how dumb this country is

Unite the Veilguard - the elven gods won't hold back. #DragonAge: The Veilguard launches in ONE WEEK - watch the full trailer here: youtu.be/NdtmtuzICOI

@Cano93Dani Yooooooooo WHAT?!?!!?!

Remembering when a coworker just had a baby and invited me over his house “to meet his baby” while his girl was out with her friends. Mind you this woman cornered me in the bathroom before this, and I had to talk to HR about it. And AFTER this is when he shoots his shot 🤦🏻‍♀️

DIMES DIMES DIMES

I know who has the smallest dick in death metal

@Annie_Wu_22 Girl…LA is too ugly for you

Too poor for New York. Too ugly for LA. Too honest for DC… Just masochistic enough for Philadelphia.