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@Polymarket Dawg it’s Monday…

JUST IN: Trump says the U.S. has been communicating with Iranian leaders via "children bringing a note back and forth"

@AkademiksTV You get theology from a church? Me?

6ix9ine admits he messed up with his song dissing Muslims eating bacon after realizing Christians aren’t supposed to eat pork either 😳 “I read the Bible, it says Christians don’t eat pork either.”

@stubs451 He’s too handsome, needed a nerf.

Ulberg is cringe

@SirPunchalot69 Honestly, strong argument to lower fighter pay…

What an awful awful fighter

@TheMightyHans @VicVijayakumar This guy over here cooking with the dirtiest pan of all time? Hans, why does your steak taste like fish? Wash your pan and re-oil it when you’re done you goober.

@VicVijayakumar No, it's not, if you actually used an iron skillet for cooking you'd know that when you do that once, it takes a long time to get it non-stick and back into shape. You can argue with me, but if you do you're wrong and I'm right.

unironically this is how you should wash your cast iron skillet. it's fine.

@SirYacht_ Little bit of wood glue will work wonders here

I broke my Buc-ee's cutting board the day before their first Ohio location opens. Please respect my privacy at this time

@Jenny_1884 @HermeticHaven Get fucked

@HermeticHaven Bitter & twisted that’s what you are.

When I married in 1981 we both worked & most of our salary went on paying the mortgage as the interest rate was 15% at the time. Everything we owned was 2nd hand & we never went out for meals as we couldn’t afford to. We rented our TV Went to the launderette every weekend as had no washing machine. Only had new clothes at Xmas & birthdays as presents. We went without until we could save enough to pay for something. It’s always been hard whether you are young or old. So those out there that think we had it easy we didn’t. Our governments are to blame, not the old.

@joerogan Idk man, You’re known for being a straight shooter. Now, you’re all cagey. Bad look. Maybe you should find some new friends.

Honestly I just remembered it wrong. I was elk hunting when Jimmy Kimmel was getting people angry at him for joking about the assassination and blaming it on MAGA. I would never “lie” about that. I just had a dumb memory moment.

@MerabDvalishvil @MonsterEnergy Bros nose said ⚡️

How I arm myself before sparring - but my nose always has other plans ! 🦾😁

@PollGuyUFC Remember when musk almost fought Zuk? That woulda been so one sided

Merab Dvalishvili slapped Mark Zuckerberg after getting taken down #UFC

@gothburz Idk man, sounds like a breech of trust at the least. More like an illegal invasion of privacy.

I am the Director of Professional Signal Intelligence at LinkedIn. Every time you log in, we search your computer. Not metaphorically. We run code that scans your installed software. Every browser extension. Every application. We catalog it. We transmit it to our servers. We share it with a third-party cybersecurity firm you've never heard of. The tracking pixel is zero pixels wide. We hid it off-screen. You never consented. We never asked. Our privacy policy doesn't mention it. That's networking. We call the program Project Handshake internally. The Slack channel is handshake-telem. In 2024 we scanned for 461 products. By February this year we scan for over 6,000. I don't know what all of them are. Nobody does. Someone on my team added categories for browser extensions that identify practicing Muslims. Someone added extensions for neurodivergent users. Someone added 509 job search tools. That last one is my favorite. We can tell which of our one billion users are secretly looking for new jobs. On the platform where their current boss checks their profile. That's networking. We scan for 200 products that compete with LinkedIn's sales tools. Apollo. Lusha. ZoomInfo. We know each user's real name, employer, and job title. We mapped exactly which companies use which competitor products. We extracted their customer lists from their users' browsers. Without anyone knowing. Then we sent legal threats to the users we caught. The EU told us to open our platform to third-party tools. We published two restricted APIs. They handle 0.07 calls per second. Our internal API, Voyager, handles 163,000 calls per second. In Microsoft's 249-page compliance report, the word "Voyager" appears zero times. That's networking. I presented our Software Disclosure Rate metrics at a leadership summit last quarter. The conference room is called The Fishbowl. Glass walls. Appropriate. There's a plaque on the wall. Q3 Competitive Landscape Award. I won it for the extension scanning initiative. Someone asked if users had a way to opt out. I said they can close their browser. The room laughed. I wasn't sure why. I browse LinkedIn on a Chromebook with no extensions. Most of the team does. The platform that helps you get hired searches your computer every time you visit. We know your name. We know your employer. We know your religion. Your disabilities. Your politics. Whether you're looking to leave. That's networking. The system works exactly as designed. I designed it.

@antdasilvasurfa @F1XTHEM0NEY @GlobeFarrah

@ZackMMA1 @F1XTHEM0NEY @GlobeFarrah See the rest of the thread, turns out the dudes just a poser

I stg photographers are the #1 group of people who need to be humbled in the absolute worst way. Too many of them think they are the second coming of Christ

@sonic_blue_eyes @GlobeFarrah M8, you’re retarded.

@GlobeFarrah @ZackMMA1 It pretty much is they are using a mechanical mechanism you have no idea how to operate and most people need a photographer at a wedding so

@sonic_blue_eyes @GlobeFarrah Hiring a mechanic is not the same thing as hiring a wedding photographer

@GlobeFarrah @ZackMMA1 Tell that to a mechanic see how far that gets ya dipshit

@WillHarrisAOAF @preta_6 G or D is tough. Middle eastern food, Indian, Japanese, Thai But…🌮

@preta_6 G

This is an impossible choice 😭

@ziigist @DuneHater @GlobeFarrah Kodak is sick, leave them outta this

@ZackMMA1 @DuneHater @GlobeFarrah Then you can have the kodak and be happy. 🤷🏾‍♂️

@fucktard6969 @GlobeFarrah Catching strays like crazy. F

@ZackMMA1 @GlobeFarrah Musicians and uber drivers:

@QUANSOICYY @DuneHater @GlobeFarrah 👍

@ZackMMA1 @DuneHater @GlobeFarrah Then choose a different photographer?

@unusual_whales On Oracle, you say?

Iran launches a strike on Oracle's data center in Dubai, says IRGC.