Za'e Johnson 💌

This chilly crisp autumnal air has got me thinking of one thing and one thing only….. @GreggsOfficial Festive Bakes… my countdown has been on since January 💛💙

Trust the timing - back on with my fitness routine and my Fitbit breaks :’( is this the world telling me not to bother 😜

Anyone know if there’s private karaoke booths in Grimsby/cleethorpes area? Ya girl just wanna get drunk and belt show tunes 🎤

@zoevic_x I’m just waiting till I can pick it back up again

@Zae_Johnson It’s so good!

The heartbreak of getting to a really captivating part of your book as your lunch break is over 😭 MUST FIND PUT WHAT HAPPENS NEXT

Drive in car washes make me nervous 😬

@zoevic_x Sweetpea by C. J Skuse! I highly recommend! 📖

@Zae_Johnson What book?!

It’s all fun and games that my dog wants to hang out with me while I’m unwell but it’s not fun having to wrestle her to not eat my vomit when I’m throwing up into the sick bowl

Why does Freddie and Alexander’s statue torso look like a massive Willy #TraitorsUK

Glad I didn’t get on #TraitorsUK cause I would have cried having to deal with clowns 🤡

Trust @AmazonUK to throw my @truffleshuffle_ parcel in the garden without knocking during highs winds and heavy rain with no card/ delivery information so now my order is soaking wet so having to dry on the radiator.

Have @QualityStreetUK stopped making the orange crunch? Or did my tub not have any? 😢🧡

100% making Wicked my entire personality🩷💚

Pup cups 4eva

@zoevic_x Aww bless you! Been planning this morning since they revealed the release date hahahh I’m obsessed!

@Zae_Johnson Was going to message you about the bakes when I saw them on the app the other day!

1 festive bake and orange hot chocolate down a possible 99 to go #officiallychristmastime

@zoevic_x I give him A+ for. Creativity

@Zae_Johnson I’m not bad about it!

A very creative way to watch football in bed

I know it’ll never ever happen but if I ever did Snatch Game on Drag Race I would be Uncle Bryn from Gavin & Stacey.

2 months today it’s Christmas? 🎄 did something put this year on triple fast forward like we’re on the sims?!??!