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@alexSSN And quite frankly this years team doesn't seem to give a flying eff they seem just joyous in the dugout they dont care

@alexSSN They reached that point a long time ago and i dont think a meeting is helping this team anytime soon

Mariners have reached the dreaded players-only closed-door meeting part of the season

@SahilMariners Yep. At this point it sucks to root for more losses but things need to change so badly

@Zanderson59 Feels like they’d be more likely to shake it up at the deadline if they were 5-6 games out as opposed to 1-2.

Is it weird that I wish the AL West wasn’t so weak and thus there would be obvious change forced?

@luke_arkins Only 9 times??? How is that possible it feels like double that?

The 22 seasons the #Mariners have been shutout more than nine times…

@snovalleysports @thejagepage Kirby alone should net WAYYYYY more plus Bichette is truly a rental due to his player options...... dipoto would or should be fired for giving away all those players for free

@thejagepage I'll throw out this wild trade idea: M's/Mets. SEA to NYM: Kirby, Castillo, JP, Raley, Canzone NYM to SEA: Bo Bichette and Weaver. Then call up Kade/Sloan/Laz/Arroyo. Am I mad or not Jage?

Time for a Mariners AMA because I hate myself. Fire away.

I'm so fucking sick of the GOP. "We can't do anything." Shut the fuck up. SHUT. THE. FUCK. UP. You have the House. The Senate. The White House. A Supreme Court majority. The most unified government you've had in years, and you're telling me you CAN'T DO ANYTHING????? You have RECONCILIATION. You know, the filibuster-proof tool Democrats used to ram through trillions in spending with FIFTY votes? It's sitting right there. Do you morons understand what happens if Democrats take the midterms? It's over. Not "tough." Not "a setback." FUCKING OVER. Every DOGE cut? Gone. Did you forget you still need to CODIFY THOSE into law?! Executive orders? Erased. Regulation cuts? Reversed. Border policy? Deleted. Years of work, torched in one election cycle, because you kept saying "we'll get to it" like we gave a DAMN that you "tried". Guess what happens when Democrats win, dumbasses? They start passing bills. They actually DO everything you won't do, for God knows what reason. You're telling me if they win, they won't NUKE the filibuster ON DAY ONE?! They've SAID it out loud, repeatedly, on camera!!!!! Transgender plays in Uganda? Back. Elmo in Afghanistan? Back. NPR/PBS funding? Probably DOUBLED out of spite. ICE? Defunded. DC and Puerto Rico statehood? Yep. Court packing? THEY SAID SO THIS WEEK!!!!! Every single "crazy" thing you swore would never happen becomes a floor vote the second they hold the gavel. Because THEY actually use power when they have it. That's the difference between you and them, and it's fucking humiliating. Meanwhile YOU can't even pass the SAVE Act. Requiring proof of citizenship to vote in federal elections is an 80/20 issue. The easiest layup in American politics... and GOD FORBID YOU CHANGE SOME ARCHAIC SENATE RULES TO GET IT DONE because you'd rather have the ISSUE than the LAW. You won't defund the fucking TALIBAN. We're still watching taxpayer money leak into Afghanistan and your response is a strongly worded letter and a subcommittee hearing nobody watches. WHAT ARE WE DOING HERE????? Don't tell me there's no time. The House is scheduled for barely over 100 legislative days this year. You work a THIRD of the year. Teachers work more days than you. AND SOMEHOW you STILL ARE FINDING ROOM FOR EVEN MORE VACATIONS!!!!!!! GOD FORBID you actually put in some effort. But no. Instead you give us tweets. Fox News hits. Cringe-ass TikToks. Podcast appearances. NOBODY GIVES A SINGLE FUCK ABOUT YOUR CONTENT. Not one of us. Zero. You're not influencers. You're lawmakers. So make some fucking laws. That's the job It's all we've EVER asked you to do. Trump won't be on the ballot next time to drag YOUR SORRY ASSES ACROSS THAT FINISH LINE. You really think you can come home, look us in the eye, and recycle the same excuses? After THIS? No. Not this time. The stakes are way too high and our patience is gone. Completely gone. Stop telling us what you'd do "if only you had the power." YOU HAVE THE POWER. RIGHT NOW. TODAY. If you're too cowardly to use it, then stop fucking asking us for more of it. ...and don't act all shocked when the people you keep taking for granted stop showing up to save you from yourselves.

@Softykjr Haven't watched any of the major sports all star games or events in probably a decade.

Am I the only one who didn't watch one second of it?

@TridentTrue At this point im guessing hes saving himself from the bad vibes and hoping to stay healthy to get a nice free agency payday so staying the heck away from us

Rumors have it there was no Brendan Donovan in tonight’s AZ game. Where in the hell is this dude

@wittywax1 @marinersfan74 Yep this. Adding a 3rd wc spot was the worst possible thing MLB could do. It gives dog shit teams a lifeline when they should sell and sink

@marinersfan74 The AL is so bad, they probably will. It actually makes me more mad they can limp their way in, go home in the WC round, but “making the playoffs” means no heads will roll in the off season, like they should.

i don’t think the mariners are going to make the playoffs

@AngryMariners Yep. This group deserves a nice long losing streak. They have played with zero juice except for like a month ago. Just let them continue to get smacked around by lower budget teams with better coaching.

When you play and manage and construct a roster like you can just wake up in October, this is what you get. Getting punched in the fucking mouth like this was so deserved, and could not have happened to a better group of people. From the 26th man on the roster all the way up to the President of Baseball Operations. Very, very well deserved.

@RefuseToLosePod @TridentTrue Really good comparison

@TridentTrue "Oh my god you're smart, Brady!" Or... "Oh my god you're an idiot, Brady." I've been hearing both lately.

Oh my god

@RefuseToLosePod Story of the season

Baseball is a cruel game. Ms have smoked multiple balls right at people. Rays are getting seeing eye singles and ridiculous homers.

Lyndsey Fifield: "Here's diary entries, emails, texts, witnesses, former roommates, former partners, and years of contemporaneous evidence that Graham Platner abused me." NY Times: Eh. Random Palestinian terrorist: "Israel trained a dog to rape me." NY Times: RUN IT!!

The Nazi chest tattoo wasn't disqualifying for these utter scoundrels. Nor were any of Platner's myriad other scandals and insanities. Until, apparently, now. How convenient. Never forget how this all went down.

The Nazi tattoo should have been enough. A lot of us won't ever forget that it wasn't.

@Kiradavis Had an old coworker who moved to Oakland when he was a kid from Montana. He said like his second day there he and his brother were mistaken for an enemy gang and shot at in a park. He is native but looks Latino.

Who wants to give Harry a ticket to Oakland.

@JoelWBerry Illegal immigrants or all immigrants?

I think ending welfare for immigrants would solve most of our immigrant problem