Chi Zara

@UtdKobi Let's have it 🤣

@nonso1928073 Rangers do cut am abi🤣😹😹

2 games to boom 8M!!!! Lazio ejoor, rangers biko

@_Titilayo___ @RaymondJuniorto @dahyor_tweet The guy na pepper body

@RaymondJuniorto @dahyor_tweet Go and soak yourself inside bleach

Forgot to drop these beautiful pictures I took on my predate here☺️😍❤️ #classof2026

@ArobaseIliman @iliman_ndiaye You could have scored last night. Still love you guys performance

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@olami_plenty1 Sex fat big ass🥹

Her: What do you value in a relationship? Me:

@stillImmaculate Wassup girl

@ZarSc0le Hiii🙈🙈🙈

Face card 💯🚨

@ADEZ007steve @SamuelEkechi11 Low screamer dumbass

@ZarSc0le @SamuelEkechi11 Iwo keh

Let's make this a thread of thrash players you know in eFootball. 🗑

@utdshows This just made my day 😁

🚨🎙️ Manchester United players visit Sir Alex Ferguson to give him a match report of the Liverpool game at the hospital: 🗣️ Bruno Fernandes: “Boss, we did it. You couldn’t watch it, but we beat Liverpool 3-2… and we’ve secured the Champions League spot.” 🗣️ Sir Alex Ferguson: “I knew you wouldn’t disappoint me. Liverpool always find a way to collapse when it matters. Who started the damage?” 🗣️ Cunha: “That was me, sir. Outside the box… clean strike.” 🗣️ Sir Alex: “Good. I’ve believed in you from the start. Confidence — that’s what I like to see. And the second?” 🗣️ Šeško: “That was me, sir. Bruno set me up perfectly… but they didn’t give him the assist because the keeper got a touch.” 🗣️ Sir Alex: Bruno, don’t worry about that. 3 more games to go, Keep playing. I believe you will break this record in the remaining games 🗣️ Bruno: “Thank you, boss. The focus now is bringing glory back to United. We made it difficult though… we gave them two goals.” 🗣️ Sir Alex: “Shhh… that’s football. Mistakes happen. What matters is how you respond — and you responded like Manchester United. 🗣️ Sir Alex: “Now… who finished it?” 🗣️ Mainoo: “It was me, sir. hit it from range. Didn’t think twice... I still can’t believe it.” 🗣️ Sir Alex: “Of course you can. That’s what big players do in big moments. I’m glad you stayed when you had issues with that quack manager. this club needs players like you.” (Players laugh) 🗣️ Sir Alex: “So… what about Chelsea? They played today, didn’t they?” 🗣️ Players: “😂😂😂😂😂” 🗣️ Sir Alex: “Say no more… I understand.”

I already own Vinícius Jr. and Ousmane Dembélé cards, so I’m not spending coins on duplicates again. Any advice on who to go for instead, guys? 👀

@Gynorazy Sobe for X

What do we call this in mathematics?

@SamuelEkechi11 He's not good

@ZarSc0le Seriously? 😳

@Big_LeBoy @marlichat7 @MrWills96 Thanks people say that a lot👍💯

@ZarSc0le @marlichat7 @MrWills96 Wow Manchester United and Messi fan Strange or rare to see

👀 A challenge for the expert Barcelona fan: ‼️ Do you know the name of this player?

@Chidexx08 We go yarn face 2 face

@ZarSc0le Digits?

My niece sha

@YolaineFerguson @mrdarlington177 I literally just said that 😂

@mrdarlington177 Casemiro 😂

Tell me one player you expect to have all these? #efootball

@mrdarlington177 Casemiro

@_phocus1 If you don't know ball kindly shut up

Cunha is saying we are back to the Champions league like he’s played before

@_Kathir21 @Jananii_jaanu Ai yo

@Jananii_jaanu Good ni8😌

Kim Kardashian at 45… proof that beauty doesn’t age, it evolves 🥵🔥✨

@SkylarSkye3 @FrankEra_ He's a person

@FrankEra_ What is a Ne-Yo?

Ne-Yo at Old Trafford yesterday. 😎🇺🇸